5and3:Simon Dawson

Ho Ho Ho - shall I be a twit?

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@nationalrailenq Can you update on the trains with passengers that are being held? My daughter messaged an hour ago and nothing since.

🎫#Balham - For all available ticket acceptance, please click the below link ⬇️ ℹ️nationalrail.co.uk/service_disrup…

⚠️NEW - #Balham - Disruption East Croydon and Clapham Junction until 18:15 More information can be found here nationalrail.co.uk/service_disrup…

@SF_England is there a problem with your systems at the moment? I cannot login, password reset doesn't work - tells me I have a temp password. Sat on the phone, yesterday, for an hour to be told to keep trying. Today it still isn't working!

@HSBC_UK l am not an HSBC customer, but have just received this. Please no-one go to the web link, it is a scam. Forwarded to the bank's Twitter account in case they are not aware of this scam....maybe there is some info their fraud team can use.

@Wiggle_Sport Are there problems with online orders today? Payment page just refreshes, losing the entered data, when "Continue to summary" is pressed.

@oxtedschool Is this just irony or part of the interview process?

We are currently look for a Head of English. Please see the following link for further information jobtrain.co.uk/thpt/displayjo…

#bbcf1 Stoffel is in a car as well as the commentary box?!!!???!!

#bbcf1 Most from this year (2012) were just plain ugly due to the new regs but the Force India took the biscuit - VJM05 - yuk!

#bbcf1 FW14B - glory days of where beauty and performance went hand-in-hand

Interesting concept - It will be great to see how well the process works. Get on the beta @getnudgr nudgr.io/?from=6a3ff4d7…

My dear friend suffered an accident this morning...RIP Dennis.😥

@nickyforster200 Better weather for you! Looks fantastic.

Cycling to work 15 Dec southbound on A22 @ 8.30 nearing E Grinstead. Considerate driving by @IcelandFoods and @Tesco lorry drivers. Thanks!

@knowhowtohelp I am concerned with the time spent on the telephone to no avail! Not good enough! 45 minutes wasted + this time chasing!

@CurrysOnline @curryspcworld took 40min to cancel order on Saturday HAVE to cancel on phone. 7 days later money still not been credited POOR

@SuperfastSurrey - when is RH7 6HN (Hobbs Industrial Estate - over 100 units) going to get fibre? The rest of #Lingfield appears to have it!

Getting into the spirit of next week's circus. Book tickets at lingfieldcircus.co.uk - It will be a great weekend!

Le Tour starting soon, listen to the iPLayer about Yorkshire & le Tour and oddities like one-armed world rec holders bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04…

dont 'forget, @chris5and3 , the biscuits