Simona Blat

new dating profile just dropped nytimes.com/2023/07/17/rea…

tfw the cat and i use out respective toilets at the same time 🥹

men like your high ponytail cus they actually just wanna fuck a horse

unfortunately "nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen" is an immediate banger. repeating it into the mirror every morning like an affirmation

walking around zara counting all the matchas that have been left behind

We’re all just dogs in God’s hot car

"on the rocks" is a very cunty way to ask for ice tbh

i love how the love is blind france cameramen are trying so hard to not film them smoking but every scene is surrounded by smoke 😂

nyers, is it just me or does anyone else feel like were gonna pay for this weather later?

every day i pray ill get into a cash cab

dont catch feelings?! my whole life is about catching feelings

two tauruses on a date

hi, its me

are book tours back cus things are seeming fun out there

my review for everything is "its fine" cus there is no way everything is "amazing"

labubu is ugly wtf is wrong w everyone

i think we all collectively as a society really need liam nessom and pamela anderson to get together so we can have hope back