Simon Wheatley ✊

I know nothing about any of this but the whole thing and the other thing and all this stuff sure is fascinating and terrifying.

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@crushgear @WordPressVIP *memories*

Just keeping things ticking over.

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Very proud that my company, @automattic, has made a significant donation to this grant fund. Exciting to see what ideas and innovations can be brought out of the lab and into the world through this funding 🎉🌎

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@crouchingbadger OMG

Is anyone else going to Goldfrapp in Manchester tonight?

@kazdoodle @Moinscachange @MENnewsdesk I think at least Oswald Road and St John's.

@Moinscachange @MENnewsdesk School or schools ??

@MENnewsdesk any news on police incident in Chorlton locking down schools in area?

@jameshannah Come over and wow us some time x

The Russian situation is giving bald guys everywhere a bad name.

Nom-semantic post in order to maintain activity levels on my Twitter account.

Trying to collect a list of PM communities out there (any level, any location). If you are a part of a PM community, reply below if you can 🙏🏾

@walkers_crisps We found a heart shaped crisp! #lovefromwalkers

Reminder: we know how to end rough sleeping, and have (near-as-dammit) done it twice recently in the UK: in the 2000s, and in about two weeks flat in March 2020. Takes two things: political commitment and money (not actually all that much in the grand scheme of things)

@RobTopGames Geometry Dash is crashing on launch on my son’s iPad. Is this a known issue, please?

@JoeTheDough On Windows?