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People call me classless yeah that’s the fucking goal end this class structured capitalist nightmare

Sometimes I wonder if I have too much internet brain rot but on dating apps if one of someone’s pics is just their feet I will assume it’s a subtle foot fetish thing

lol been too long since someone has put me in subspace

They did it. They made the most belongs on 30 Rock show of all time

I’m just a boy sitting here on the toilet missing my bidet

Happy Zero Cool Day to those who celebrate

Ngl my 9th grade bio teacher really cooked in 2012 going on about how sex genes can express themselves in different ways emphasizing it’s not binary she really was a prophet

Idk being whipped for your gf is kinda nice y’all are just haters 😎

@Ladysupernova2 Call that dopamine mining

A Jennifer Coolidge impression is the girls version of a Borat Impression

If anyone comes to my page for the nerdy shit posts I’m so sorry please don’t look at who I follow I love them though

The Smosh and Um Actually crossover gives me hope that Brennan will do a Try not to laugh episode and I’m excited cause we’re gonna have so many wizards

@k_lm_b Wat de ma-er bruv? Yo wanna fckin figh?

@k_lm_b is an incel

Why is the forgotten city a Skyrim mod game bigger than fuckin Skyrim

I think @erindougal (is that really how their last name is spelled?) should be allowed to be a contestant on Try not to laugh instead of just bits

Traveling with my family for the holiday and I gotta say I be knee deep in the passenger seat

Jesus has come back the only issue he’s really into magic the gathering