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🚨 Reports claim a U.S. F-15 has been downed over Iran. 2 things you can count on: - Our pilots will NEVER be left behind - Those responsible will be killed Pete Hegseth: If you kill Americans, we will hunt you down without apology, without hesitation, and we will kill you.

@Currentreport1 The Masters of chess have cast their dice. Don't fall for it uncle Sam. You will regret it bitterly. Vietnam will be a child play.

BREAKING: A US A-10 Warthog is operating over Iran to help locate the pilot of an F-15 fighter jet shot down by Iran. If the rescue operation is successful, it could boost US confidence in launching a ground invasion of Iran.

@l_ittyk @ana_herleemerh @whitewhitechips Blabbering shit when you are out of facts. Present the counter proof to what she documented.!!

@simplesimpleuk @ana_herleemerh @whitewhitechips Hausas had hausa, lol everyother tribe is both a tribe and religion, why not hausa, was it rewrote, i got hausa blood in my veins so i know something is wrong

The 5 largest LGAs in Plateau State are predominantly Muslim areas, particularly Hausa and Fulani LGAs. These LGAs were initially part of Bauchi State before Plateau State was formed and include: 1. Jos North 2. Bukkur 3. Barkin Ladi 4. Wase 5. Bassa Bauchi is a Hausa and Fulani state, so if you don't want Hausa and Fulani in Plateau State, I suggest requesting your government to return those LGAs to Bauchi State. As long as those LGAs remain in Plateau State, Hausa and Fulani will continue to be indigenous people of Plateau State. They are not settlers; they have every right in the state. Hausa and Fulani have been ruling the state until 1948 when the last Emir of Jos handed over the state to his Christian friend, thinking they were the same. You may attempt to distort the history of the Hausa-Fulani people on your platforms and substitute it with your own narrative. However, the truth remains that without those 5 LGAs, Plateau State would not exist in its current form. Those LGAs are the foundation upon which the state was built. Despite the violence, the Hausa and Fulani communities will continue to thrive in Plateau State. It's imperative that we promote peace and understanding, rather than perpetuating misinformation and hatred towards Muslims.

@vdmempire You are wayward. If he strikes, he strikes in self-defense there. If you like, be joking on your life.

You won't believe what happens next!😥💔

@Waspapping_ @Abdulra67828726 Ka dai ji kunya wallahi..In dai ba habaici kake yi ba toh tabbas baka da makama wallahi.

@Abdulra67828726 I’m full and illiterate

The North served for 8 good years unopposed. It is now supposed to be the South’s turn to also serve for 8 years, as agreed. However, I see some Northerners saying they don’t want Tinubu. So here’s my question: what will happen to the remaining 4 years meant for the South, considering that the ADC is not giving its ticket to Peter Obi?

@ana_herleemerh Wallahi..matsiyaciya sai kace tinubu son ta yakeyi

Not all abortion are sin Islamically

@l_ittyk @ana_herleemerh @whitewhitechips Pig!!! when you don't have facts, you resolved to insult.

@ana_herleemerh @whitewhitechips Bitch

@ana_herleemerh @whitewhitechips Kina bata bakin ki kina kula dabbobi wanda basu san me ke musu ciwo ba. Ana karkashe mutane a ko ina amma sun fake wai musulmai ne ke son ganin bayansu alhalin masu kisan manufarsu daban ne. Qasar ake so a cigaba da wargaza wa ana mulkin mallaka da sace albarkatun qasan ta.

@whitewhitechips Hausa has been Muslims long before Dan fodio jihad, his jihad was never about invading but fighting corruptions and eVil rulers

@Munnirsanda Ameen Ya Hayyu Ya Qayyum

Wannan Shine Alhaji Ado Dan dolo Wanda ya Sadaukar Da Katafaren Filinsa Dake Kwaryar Birnin Kano State Domin Ana Binne bayin Allah idan sun Rasu, Wanda idan de kai dan asalin Jahar Kano ne to Bazaka rasa Wani danginka a Cikin Wannan Makabarta ba. Itace ake kiranta da Suna Makabarta Dan Dolo Shima din de a Halin Yanzu Yana Cikinta a Kwance Muna rokon Allah da yayi masa gafara Dama muminai Maza Da Mata Allah ya gafarta musu ameen Wannan Sadaukarwar da yayi Allah ya musanya Masa ita da Gidan Al-jannah madaukakiya Ameen muma idan Tamu Tazo Allah yasa Muyi Kyakyawan Karshe Ameen.🙏

@PeteHegseth @POTUS Big fool. Zionist bitch Ass lickers

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@flexiblenancy Wawiya Yar P.R

If, by mistake, Tinubu gives me the chance to be the President of Nigeria for one day, I will put El-Rufai in that dark room they put Al-Mustapha in for 365 days presidential order, no questions asked. And I will give soldiers the order to shoot any insurgents without waiting for orders from anybody kawai wuta...

@eucopresident @drpezeshkian Another big old fool of the eipstein secondary class

The current situation in the Middle East is extremely dangerous. Today, in my phone call with the President of Iran, @DrPezeshkian, I urged for de-escalation and restraint, the protection of civilians and civilian infrastructure, and the need for all parties to fully respect international law. The loss of innocent lives, including in the Minab school, is deeply regrettable. To de-escalate the situation, I urged Iran to stop the unacceptable attacks on countries in the region and to engage positively on the diplomatic track, notably with the UN to ensure the freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz. There must be space for diplomacy. The EU stands ready to contribute to all diplomatic efforts to reduce tensions and for a lasting solution to end the hostilities, while addressing the broader security concerns posed by Iran.

@MarioNawfal Mtwsss stupidity at its peak. That Zionist bloodsucking and child eater and killing regime in Israel will lead itself to its destruction sooner than later. First fail in this war and you will see the mother of all calamity. Hizbullah is battering your stupid pedophile troops.

I'm honestly very fkn upset! Israel's Defense Minister just blatantly said they will occupy 10% of Lebanon even AFTER the war, and over 600k people that have their homes there cannot return! And also today, Netanyahu is saying that after the Iran war, the Strait of Hormuz needs to be bypassed using pipelines from Saudi to the Mediterranean I'm trying to be objective on everything, but after the destruction of Gaza, recent unwarranted bombing of Syria a few days ago, and now this, I am struggling to remain objective! Israel needs to reconsider its foreign policy or the cycle of violence won't stop! You cannot occupy Lebanon and expect the Government to disarm the militia that was founded BECAUSE of Israeli occupation decades ago! You cannot bomb Syria non stop and expect the people and the Government to sit idly and normalize relations You cannot wipe out Gaza and keep occupying it, then pass a law where the death penalty applies to Palestinians and not Israelis, and expect Palestinians to not be radicalized and fight back You cannot expect to bomb Iran, then propose a pipeline that benefits you, and expect the Arab world to become allies I want Hezbollah gone. I want the Iranian regime gone. I want Palestinian radicalization gone. But this is NOT the way to do it! This is NOT the way to achieve peace in the region!

@Imranmuhdz Great p09lll0000900090000l900 0

APC National Chairman, Prof. Nentawe Yilwatda, has today paid a condolence visit to former Kaduna State Governor, Mallam Nasir El-Rufai, at his residence in Abuja. The visit was to commiserate with El-Rufai over the passing of his mother, Hajiya Umma El-Rufai, who died on Friday, March 27, 2026, in Cairo, Egypt, after a period of illness.

@A__yabo Wato in kana neman wawa Dan wawa ka zo Arewa. Amma iya Ahalin Ku kake qira da Arewa ko. Makwadaita marasa zuciya. Dole a ce mana yayan kaji wallahi. A jam'in arewan ka banda ni. Tirrrr

Dear President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, I want to sincerely appreciate the mercy you have shown by granting Nasir El-Rufai the opportunity to mourn and bury his beloved mother. Nigerians, especially those in the North are grateful for this act of compassion. Thank you for putting empathy above politics. This kind gesture will not be forgotten. May her soul continue to rest in perfect peace.

@AbbaM_Abiyos @NuhuRibadu Munafiqi ko kunya baka ji ba. Tir da naka ya lalace. Sanida neman p.R da recognition. Toh sun ji kuma sun ganka sai kuma meye. Munga Bwala a ya ya qare. Mtwwsss

@NuhuRibadu Thank you 🙏 Sir for the condolence. May her soul rest in eternal peace. Ameen

I am deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Hajiya Umma El-Rufai, the matriarch of the El-Rufai family. I have fond memories of shared moments with her and her motherly care. At a time like this, words can offer little comfort for such a profound loss. My heartfelt condolences to Mallam Nasir El-Rufai and the entire family. May Almighty Allah forgive her shortcomings, grant her eternal rest in Aljannah Firdaus, and give the family the strength to bear this loss. - NR

@NuhuRibadu Wallahu Yash'hadu innal munafiqina la ka zibuun

@ubasanius Munafiqai marasa kunya da tsoron Allah. An ji kunya dai wallahi. Allah ya jiqan Umma

On behalf of the Government and people of Kaduna State, I extend my deepest condolences to His Excellency, Mallam Nasir El-Rufai, and the entire El-Rufai family on the passing of their beloved mother, Hajiya Umma El-Rufai. Hajiya Umma El-Rufai was not only a devoted mother and matriarch, but also a woman of rare grace, moral clarity, and quiet strength. She lived a life defined by compassion, humility, and steadfast service, extending kindness to the vulnerable and dignity to all who crossed her path. In her community, she was a steady source of counsel and reconciliation, nurturing unity and embodying the enduring values of faith, patience, and generosity. In this hour of grief, I stand in solemn solidarity with the El-Rufai family, praying that Almighty Allah will forgive her shortcomings, accept her righteous deeds, and grant her eternal repose in Aljannatul Firdaus. May He comfort the bereaved and grant them fortitude to endure this profound loss. Ameen. Senator Uba Sani, CON Governor, Kaduna State

@_10delta_ @thejbullmarket Western favoured narratives but countered by the reality on the field.

3 weeks ago I argued the US goal in Iran is to seize the global oil spigot. Venezuela in January -> Iran in February. Neutralize every supply channel outside the dollar system within 90 days. Achieve a compliant successor government and complete energy dominance. The oil thesis was the obvious layer. However, when you zoom out & view the last four years as a single sequence rather than isolated geopolitical events, the architecture of the grander US plan becomes visible. 1st was Europe, which laid the groundwork. The Ukraine conflict provided the justification for sanctions that collapsed Russian pipeline gas from 150 billion cubic meters to 40. Then Nordstream was destroyed, which rewired the entire European energy system permanently. The US went from supplying 28% of Europe's LNG in 2021 to 58% by 2025, exporting a record 111 million MTs, the 1st country in history to break 100 MT. Europe was transformed from a customer with options into a captive market now purchasing its survival in USD. 2nd was Syria. The fall of Assad severed the critical node connecting China's Belt & Road Initiative to the Mediterranean. The trilateral railway linking Iran, Iraq & Syria, designed to bypass Western maritime chokepoints, was completely destroyed. This isolated Iran geographically & cleared the path for what came next. 3rd was Venezuela. In January the US effectively took control of the world's largest heavy crude reserves. The US Gulf Coast has the most advanced refining complex on earth, specifically built for heavy sour crude. Phillips 66, Valero & the rest are now positioned to process hundreds of thousands of barrels of Venezuelan crude daily. The US captured a massive strategic reserve & solidified its position as the dominant exporter of refined petroleum products, an industry worth $110 billion in 2025 alone. Venezuela & Iran were the two major oil supply channels that existed outside the dollar system. Both produce heavy crude sold primarily to China & evaded US financial supervision. Both now being neutralized within 90 days, which leads us to.. 4th is Iran & the Middle East energy shock. Israel struck Iran's South Pars gas field, the world's largest natural gas reservoir. Iran retaliated against Qatar's Ras Laffan, the single largest LNG facility on earth, responsible for a fifth of global supply. QatarEnergy's own assessment is that 17% of export capacity is gone and recovery will take up to 5 years. The Strait of Hormuz is closed. European gas prices spiked 70%. Asian spot prices doubled. The only remaining scaled supplier? The United States. If Iran falls & a successor government is installed that the US controls or influences (the Delcy model described weeks ago) then roughly 40 to 45 million barrels per day of global production out of 103 million is effectively under US control. OPEC becomes irrelevant because the US coalition is now the marginal producer. Now add the gas dimension & it goes beyond oil. This war is solidifying the petrodollar system as it evolves into a hybrid petro/LNG-dollar. The old system was built on Saudi crude priced in USD. The new system is built on American crude plus American gas from the Gulf Coast, with no alternative supplier of comparable scale. The dependency is deeper because LNG infrastructure requires long term contracts & regasification terminals that lock buyers into supply relationships for decades. Europe & the Pacific allies (Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, etc.) cannot pivot away as there is nowhere left to pivot to. They're now locked into the US energy system. The market confirms this. DXY went from 96 to 101. Gold down ~20% from its January all time high. Bitcoin down 20% on the year. Brent above $100. European & Asian institutions are liquidating precious metals and crypto to buy dollars because they need dollars to buy the only remaining scaled energy supply. The world is selling its gold to buy American energy in American currency. The dollar is now being weaponized through energy dependency. The structural repricing is happening regardless of how the conflict resolves. But the US grand strategy goes deeper.. Artificial intelligence is a physical industry. It runs on power and chips. Data centers require massive uninterrupted baseload electricity, primarily provided by natural gas. Semiconductor fabrication requires helium & rare earths. By choking the Strait of Hormuz & crippling Middle Eastern LNG & helium production, the US is systematically degrading China's ability to power its data centers & fabricate semiconductors at scale. The US is energy self sufficient, especially with newly captured Venezuelan reserves & expanding Gulf Coast capacity running on domestic gas. On the other hand, China is import dependent & every joule it imports effectively now transits chokepoints the US Navy controls.. Iran was the Belt & Road's overland energy bypass, the corridor that allowed China to mitigate the Malacca Trap. With Iran neutralized that corridor is severed. China faces a world where its compute infrastructure competes for scraps on a depleted global LNG market, while American data centers run at full capacity on domestic energy. Russia is next in the sequence. A post-war Iran reopening under US influence competes directly with Russia for the same refineries in China & India at lower cost. Iran's production costs are lower. Russia loses its last structural advantage in heavy crude & its economic lifeline. Additionally, under the Iran war cover, Ukraine has been opportunistically destroying Russian energy infrastructure & all signs point towards Russia being at the end of the line. The message from Washington becomes very simple: we dismantled two regimes in three months, your economy is about to get crushed, sign the Ukraine deal. Then Trump sits down with Xi holding every card. Complete energy dominance. The hybrid petro/LNG-dollar fortified, Iran cleared, Russia cornered, & China facing the Malacca Trap fully closed with no remaining energy bypass. Israel & the GCC are absorbing the kinetic cost of a conflict whose primary beneficiary, counter to the mainstream narrative, is actually America (First). Qatar offline for 5 years reprices the entire global gas market in favor of US exporters for the remainder of the decade. The Gulf states face years of rebuilding. Europe faces its 2nd energy crisis in four years. Sure, the average American might face temporary moderate inflation & higher gas prices. But if you are the architect of the US empire & you view the rise of China & Chinese ASI as an existential winner takes all scenario, the collateral damage is acceptable cost. Whoever controls the energy corridors controls the monetary system. Whoever controls the monetary system & the energy supply simultaneously controls the compute infrastructure that determines which civilization builds ASI first. The US is seizing all 3.

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