𝓒𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝓒𝐀𝐓 .ᐟ

oh yes actually i keep an entire fridge stocked just for your various cravings,

i can't decide if i want to freak out or rejoice. help

ah. you get pregnant once, you practically get pregnant a million times. i'm used to all the ailments by now.

It's pardoned! Are there suddenly other pregnancies? I haven't heard. I think it's exciting!

One of one fucking MILLION, by the way. Someone put her down. I’m so tired

Oh? And how are they doing that, beauty?

[ Quite literally in a maid dress, bent over and cleaning up the mess from the last bottle. Bonked with it, instead of hissing, he's standing up in a split second at full attention. ] YES, amazing, wonderful, darling love of my life! Chocolate, black cherry, mint?

Can you all get pregnant a little quieter please