Skyjon

I’d question why ‘drunk’ is in quote marks here, but ‘patriot’ is not.

I hope no one needs an MRI this year. The world's largest producer of liquified helium is in Qatar and is shut off. We just got a notice that our supply for the year will be at least cut in half. No one could have predicted this (unless they thought about it).

@BasedMikeLee No, it doesn't Mike.

Socialism relies on the poor To justify its existence So it perpetuates poverty

He posted a graph that ends in 2025, before he and Trump even took office 😭

Breaks my heart that my 5‑year‑old is learning in school about all the ways he can protect our planet... While decrepit old fuckwits are dropping tons of bombs poisoning soil, air & water for decades to come for millions of us ...but sure, you recycle that bog roll little one.

And thus, the nickname MattGPT was born

Every headline now is something like: China powers office building with spoonful of baker's yeast; America's new AI surgeon general says hot dogs count as vegetables

Say that to the parents of the kids who died, you sulphurous creep.

This is what passes for international diplomacy and leadership today. An all caps misspelled rant from a sundowning old man is posted by the Department of Defense as an official order. 35 years ago I had just fought the last battle of Desert Storm and GEN Schwarzkopf met our enemy in a tent in the desert to lay out their withdrawal from Kuwait as thousands of coalition troops waited for our orders. Today a mentally unstable narcissist posts on his personal social media company his brain dump and our troops are left scrambling to decode it all. This is the most incompetent leadership I’ve ever witnessed at any level.

Reporter: Who is Witkoff talking to in Iran? Trump: With a person… we supposedly took him out, but he’s still there. Nobody’s ever seen him, and we’re not really sure… it’s complicated. 🚑 Someone get a doctor for grandpa!

So the 48 hour thing was to keep oil elevated over the weekend for the dump this morning. It was the setup for the scam. Seems legit.

Trump: you have 48 hours to comply Iran: nobody cares Trump: you have a week

My mother once "threatened" to make my brother (6) and I (4) sleep outside of we didn't get our room cleaned up. So we decided that we should probably spend the rest of the day preparing to sleep outside because that would be WAY easier than cleaning our room. Our bright idea was to dig holes for us to sleep in so we could cover ourselves in leaves and sticks to act as blankets. So instead of my mom finding her sons cleaning their room, she found them digging their own graves in the back yard.

Suffolk not pissing around

These still exist. You're just not invited to them, like how you wouldn't have been back then 😭

8 billion people on earth. Maybe 300 of them are causing all the problems. And they convinced the rest of us to fight each other instead of stop it.

🚨BREAKING: FIRST PHOTOS OF TRUMP’S CALL WITH IRAN

Hey Guys. Good News. World War Epstein has been delayed for 5 days until Friday at market close.

There are no "ongoing talks with Iran". Trump is just trying to manipulate the markets again