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I’ll never in my life turn my back on SoundCloud, you really just had to be there to understand.

@poopman0055050 @equine__dentist You seem to know alot about poop I'll follow your advice

@equine__dentist A two week diarrhea window seems a little harsh I think after one day diarrhea free you’re in the clear

My 5 year career plan is that a Bible level miracle will happen

"IT'S NOT 'THE EPSTEIN CLASS' YOU MORONS, IT'S THE CAPITALIST CLASS!!!!!"

i block a bitch on my crystal ball

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

I found this very clever

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FANDOM

@ccmembersonly highly recommend "Sex and Violence: The Movie" has a lot of good lessons in there and also good cinematography

Wife is out of town. What is the best boy movie to watch my with 8, 5, 3 year old sons?

new gif for when you drink your coffee and it makes you happy and smile

i think animals are complete in a way humans are not

@yaoinenekasa "Thank science based evidence" and "oh my science based evidence"

what's the non-religious way of saying "thank god" or "oh my god"

I hate when im fixing my glasses and my long, beautiful, thick, and luscious eyelashes start touching the lenses.