certified

i need a euro spec e36

Palestine – Ramallah, 2016

@dexcooldrinker would’ve been praying for them to hit my shit

fuckass driving school car chose my car to practice parking next to AGAIN so i hit em with the panic button until they left

@TerribleJyon @horsepower e63 over rs6 all day

@horsepower DAS E63 BITURBO V8 MAHNUAL TRANZMIZSSION VAGON

We need more performance oriented V8 family sedans to hit the market

@noregretvet_ that wasn’t reverse that was chevys dumbass parking lights

She thinks she's living in GTA

she said she like fresh powder offered her an 8 ball and she didn’t want it

@Rell11246661 @maceoofficial she was getting cracked monday-thursday

@maceoofficial Cap. I had an ex who stayed like 3-4 hours away and I’d drive every Friday an stay with her till Sunday evening. Do I recommend it fuck no but if a dude into a woman he’d do whatever keeping it a bean.

idc how fine you are no nigga driving 45mins to see you.

@Viralvid_89 god knows not to put me in these situations

During a shoplifting chase, a woman unexpectedly helped the suspects, then picked up an officer and joined the pursuit. They sped off in a real-life chase until backup units finally shut it down.

@ClipXClipX clean ahh rsx

🚨 Kick streamer iDuncle stays chill while a car drives straight at them on the sidewalk… his girlfriend freaks out and yells at him for not moving 👀

laboratory

@dxrkchocolx nigga hit him on purpose 😭😭

⚠️WARNING Seorang pemuda India ditabrak truk dipinggir jalan tol Delhi ketika sedang berjalan dan meminum RedBull kaleng😱 Menurut kalian yang salah siapa?🤔

“Sad night in Israel”

all women do is pee loud and lie

In your 20s, you might get an urge to buy a BMW you can't afford. It's very important you do it anyway.

i’m @ war with myself n bitches think i think bout them

@RHEN_TRC @FalconryFinance sternum rub

@FalconryFinance Used a taser and started cpr? That wasn’t CPR? WTF. 👎

this is exactly the situation i was in, and this is probably how i would have ended up without access to black market antibiotics

@existingpov so crisp

boneless seat

@worbjorb @irlyaoigod fuck kind of advice is this

@irlyaoigod Try live like a bug :) sit in the grass and breath air that's what bug do munch on lettus

im so exhausted and i literally do nothing all day i seriously dont think being alive is for me

@wasianterror how u fuck up a lexus

i hate my fucked up lexus life

ww3 fortnite event

They better not try to do anything to America in World War 3 or im gon get involved