Drogoth

yo mama so spiky when she steps on the scale it says no porcupines 😈💯

she not a lesbian for TH she turn Thespian

i couldn’t tell u what jeremih looks like even if you gave me 11 million dollars

@traderstrizzy @Drake @partynextdoor that bunny has titties

@Drake @partynextdoor Goat

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they asked me what my strength was at the interview i said getting the bag, chasing the bag, and going crazy in the paint

my dad always has his toolbelt with him, now he’s living with prostate cancer

@wearpurplepants @iamjaehouston that’s the can of worms ya open up by being an asshole. in any way shape or form. being publicly humiliated on/by the internet for rampant immaturity and ugliness is collateral damage of their choices in life. if you don’t want that. don’t beat up random people. that’s loser shit

“i don’t lose” bro you just lost your job and became the face of toxic sports culture. this will be on the internet forever. over a football game. you still feel cool? disgusting. what a loser camera guy need to get caught too

or maybe it’s because i tactfully sent lightly grilled shrimp across the room with my spatula to land in her mouth

i’m in her phone as the hibachi man. i guess she thinks im hot or something

she squeezed some lime on it AHHH! AHHHHH! IT BURNS!!!!!

had to double wrap all my protein before i gave it to her, now she’s calling me Cabo Bob

smoking on ninja creami t-rex brussel sprouts

she snorted a line off my ass cuz i’m him

me when i find out karma’s a bitch

if karma’s a bitch i’m an unneutered canine looking for consent

got my bitch yelling out “Cool Runnings!”

we smoking them triassic age, fuck me sideways, extra ushy gushy, Fresh Pack of Fine Point Ticonderoga No. 2 Pencils, Jamaican bobsled team runtz

i wipe sitting down like a normal fucking person. you’re nothing. i’m everything

@iamjaehouston Apocalyptic Clap

@spacevatican 💀 why he hit him so hard

i wanna be the behind the scenes guy for a sports podcast that feels like a great time