Lanai Laundry

@franklinleonard the thing is, the translation is semantically accurate, but if you did it literally it would read “since when does this cum have color[?]” Portuguese is a beautiful ridiculous language

This is hands down the funniest translation this website has ever executed.

@SorayaSpaghetti Real myopic numbskull shit from Andy there

The rewatchables is admittedly not a place for nuanced takes, but bummed to hear one participant ruin the end of CR month by calling Guy Pearce antisemitic. It’s an irresponsible lie

minty fresh

Maybe one day I’ll stop getting locked for … liking tweets

locked for likes

spring onions

potatoes can be a blessing (usually) or a curse. moderation in all things

@DanielBachmat Cool - hypothetically speaking, have cluster munitions been dropped on Lebanon, and if so, by who? Every accusation is a confession

הטרנד החדש של האיראנים זה לשגר לעברנו בעיקר טילי מצרר - טילים שנושאים עשרות פצצונות קטנות שמתפזרות על שטח רחב. מה זה מצרר, כמה זה מסוכן, איך מתמגנים ולמה יורים עלינו דווקא כאלו? שרשור קצר שיעשה לכם סדר 🧵⬇️