SurreySportTruths

@AFCWhyteleafe @NonLeagueHQ1 @IsthmianLeague @enniogonnella Youz wat fam? Fucking paying biggest bills allz round and keepz the old players. Mostest budget in league blud and youz fucked it up big time. You know it.

@NonLeagueHQ1 @IsthmianLeague Thank you!! I don’t think too many of us thought we’d be anywhere near the play offs (most hoping for mid table or survival!) before the season started. All the hard work @enniogonnella and the boys put in is paying off 💪

Congratulations to @AFCWhyteleafe who confirmed their place in the @IsthmianLeague South East end of season playoffs, following their 1-1 at playoff rivals AFC Croydon Athletic. It's been another great season for the Leafe! 👏 nonleaguehq.com/isthmian-premi…

@TheRealSitts Did you’re gorgeous team up and brings the dinner sitts fam? Youz proper legend. X

Band on the run... You're gorgeous...2 great periods of my life for different reasons. 1 naughty

@horshamymfc @TheSCFL As Truff said, get young blud Hards Cassidy back fam. Quality blud. You know it.

FT | YM lose at home for the second time in two weeks YM 1-2 Roffey

@TheRealSitts youz Sitts is legend blud.

@Gilesy_08 @horshamymfc Get him and Cassidy blud bk for playoffz fam.

@sportingtruff76 @horshamymfc At Vcd blud 😂

FIVE changes to the YM line up that lost last time out Jordan Maguire-Drew starts alongside Jesse Sentamu and Adam Adam whilst the Fisher twins are joined in midfield by Jermaine Essien who returns from injury Khalid Babikir features on a strong YM bench Up the YM 🤍🖤❤️

@SELKXIFC When d’cashman fucks off, which he will, it allz goes to shit fam….den no club. You know it.

The money being ploughed into Step 6 is absolutely obscene. Teams playing in front of 20 people. Make it make sense.

@horshamymfc @hastingsufc Hastings fam different gravy blud. You know it.

FT | Congratulations to @hastingsufc on a deserved victory YM 1-5 Hastings Utd

@bfresh8888 It’s shit fam. Dem players who didn’t make it at 17 is even worse at 23z. Tink thez all step 3/4 blud. Joke footie. You know it

No one will ever convince me otherwise that 23s football is the worst thing to happen to county league

@NonLeagueHQ1 @sedonsfc @SCEFLeague Is you for real fam. Most embarrassing utubing shit in football. Zeros anyting blud, paying dollar to shite players. You know it.

Congratulations to @sedonsfc who have secured at least a play-off place in the @SCEFLeague Division 1 after winning 5-0 tonight. 👏👏

@SteyningTown @horshamymfc @NonLeagueCrowd Yea fam, shit level.

@horshamymfc @NonLeagueCrowd Time for a rethink on u23s

Due to a FOURTH team withdrawing from the league, tonight’s YM23 match away to Storrington is no longer going ahead

@horshamymfc One more ting fam, theze players all fink they is step 3/4 when they is just average blud. Youz know at u18 if dey is good enough - you know it

@horshamymfc Costs clubs 500 GBP to host u23 games fam. Generally shit teams with piss poor players blud. You know it.

@sedonsfc Embarrassing fam. Youz go round like you is someting special…….youz is just a circus blud. Upthegreenwichboro fam

FULL TIME ⏰ STAPLEHURST 0-5 SE DØNS 🌟

@horshamymfc @LancingFC Truff heading to Horsham YM fam today. See what all this fisher blud is all aboutz. You know it.

Matchday at YM YM have won 9/10 and today face @LancingFC who won impressively last weekend despite having lost their previous nine… Kick off at Gorings Mead is 3:00pm Brighton v Liverpool showing from 12:30pm

@horshamymfc They is 💩 fam, goalz incoming blud…..you know it.

Matchday at YM YM23s host Crusaders at Gorings Mead kicking off at 7:30pm

@CHUFC awful blud. Your loan kid not at the level fam. Enjoy step 7…..you know it

@Cobham_FC @chipsteadfcsurr Fuck fam…as Truff said in September, chipshop blud is shit….you know it

FULLTIME | 🤩🤩🤩 Cobham FC 12 - 1 Chipstead Goals from: Rule (3), Senior (3), Marklew Murray (2), Simpson, Theophilou, Osborne Best wishes to @chipsteadfcsurr for the rest of the season. #upthehammers

@OfficialCDGFC @seafordtownfc @TheSCFL @TheSnlf Was there blud. Your 5 moaned all game, not good enough.

Apologies. WiFi issues mean updates haven’t posted or posted in random order. Final score 1-2 Didn’t take our chances and were punished. @seafordtownfc @TheSCFL @TheSnlf

@MersthamFC1892 Where is ashburn fam? He is 🫏 fam. Blocked me cos he is coward blud, step 7 💩

A point on the coast. #UTM 🧡🖤