jack

ye i feel guilty doing all this stuff

daghanag need humanon karon oy 🫩

Las pibas: "los hombres no son felices con nada" Los pibes viendo que el Arsenal va de camino a pechear la premier:

The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after Arsenal lose

Tolerating always turns to resentment. At first, you call it patience, then love. But what it really is, is self-abandonment. Every time you swallow a boundary, excuse a pattern or silence your discomfort, something inside you keeps score. Likes And eventually, the bill comes due.

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

it’s rare to see an all-timer happen in real time but this is one of those

my type all day

interfaithmaxxing

5x a day

Every football fan wants this

WHY WOULD THE POPE BE AMERICA FIRST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is @JDVance an Arsenal fan?

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

visits the pope → pope dies leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide Man’s got a streak.

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world. Most of all, it’s a testament to the resilience and determination of the Hungarian people – and a reminder to all of us to keep striving for fairness, equality and the rule of law.

It blows my mind that the projected splashdown time for Artemis II was 5:07pm, and it was, in fact, 5:07pm. Just a casual spot-on ETA from the fucking moon, no big deal.

Chelsea you better behave. This is bigger than your mediocre aspirations This is about the fate of football twitter.. Your only job is to LOSE just lose. Leave the rest to us

I figured out why the Artemis stream felt so different It's because for the first time in decades, we collectively witnessed something that was untouched by politics, celebrities and influencers