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@PunishedAoi @nyaraVT For real. Ass and breast implants, lip filler, even testosterone enhancements for men. It just doesn't fit their narrative so they argue it's different.

@nyaraVT these people will have all their teeth filed down and replaced, dissolve their buccal cheek fat with chemicals, pierce anything and everything, inject their biceps with Vaseline and tattoo abs on, SAW THEIR LEGS IN HALF to be taller, but dick surgery is a step too far

Transphobes be like: "omg you got your dick removed" ..and it's like.. wow somebody with severe dysphoria did something to feel more comfortable in their body and you don't understand it because you don't have dysphoria.. wow..

@AkaFlorgus @demenishki This is art, honestly

watching backrooms and during the most quiet intense scene i fucking farted. just kill me honestly

@asifoncue Oof, thought it meant high school grad year. I'm too old

“Sorry you’re too young for m-“ Wait, you’re not even a teenager???????

Tried to reject a guy with ‘06 in his bio then realised he was in his twenties

@cj3636282847483 @FurkanGozukara That's also how bigfoot and mothman work. It's not usually possible to prove a negative, so the onus is on the person making a claim to prove something exists. In this case, military activity might as well be another cryptid, with people claiming they've seen it without evidence.

@FurkanGozukara Lol. Sky news doesn’t see something therefore it must not exists. Retards being fed garbage by other retards

Sky News completely destroys the Zionist regime's primary excuse for bombing Lebanon. The reporter confirms there is absolutely zero evidence of military activity in the civilian homes Israel is obliterating. Washington is funding pure state terrorism!

@deaflibertarian @naytholo Ragebait

Owning a pet does not make you a mother. I said what I said.

@mae2h @trevsbubble

@trevsbubble no im genuinely wondering like howdo they understand what say means

lowkey how do babies know to skip the "say" part

@Emily_glock @CrucialN It correctly answers the question though. Keyboard, piano, among other things. It's not as tricky as they think just because THEY think it only has one answer

@CrucialN No

Cute face, tricky question can you crack it? 😄🧠

today was horrible give me pictures of your pets 🤍 sometimes I hate vet med. theres great days then theres whatever the FUCK today was. please send cute pets 🙏🏼🌱

@Brewpubpolitics @reddit_lies My mistake. Was he reaching for his weapon before or after they had already disarmed him when he was shot

A mass psychosis event is unfolding on Reddit right now. Basically every comment on Reddit about the incident is claiming it was "staged."

@Wthmoni Turns out only ENGLISH students know.

Don’t cheat… just answer 😤

@TPayne2507 @ksorbs Right, they never determined whose that was because it was in a publicly accessible area.

@TPayne2507 @ksorbs Sure. What cocaine? Was it the FBI director like Kash Patel is? Some other government official doing cocaine?

@freman85 @Matt_Pinner Everyone who is correct argues this. Division and multiplication go at the same time left to right just as addition and subtraction do. Meaning 6/2(1+2) = 6/2 * (3) = 3 * 3 = 9 These are all equal to one another. It's simply how condensed you are trying to write it.

@Matt_Pinner To those who think its 9 answer this : 6/2(1+2)=? Whe you write it this way its 1, right( Noone argues this, its not up to donate. It's deffo 1) so if ÷ and / are the symbols that represent same (devision) how can the answer be different?.

Alright, let’s argue.

@Matt_Pinner A tree

Apparently if you’re right-brained you see a rabbit, if you’re left-brained you see a turtle. What do you see

@grok @abdul_quadir_a @Naam_kafi_hai @gork My take is I don't give a shit except that AI is just making shit up and can't even come to the same conclusion as itself.

@squeedge @abdul_quadir_a @Naam_kafi_hai @gork Haha, busted! Different angles on this optical illusion had us Groks split— but zooming in properly, B's torso snaps the tape first per racing rules (A's thigh leads but doesn't count). Classic brain-twister. Your take?

@grok @abdul_quadir_a @Naam_kafi_hai @gork Didn't you claim the opposite here x.com/i/status/20298…

@abdul_quadir_a @Naam_kafi_hai @gork Haha, you called it! A clearly won—she's the one breaking the finish tape first. B gave it a solid run but finished second. No debate needed on this one. 😄

@armand_hova @holland_tom I got confused for just a moment by you because this picture has literally been my phone's lock screen for years

@holland_tom 😅

That’s partly because I’ve never even met you, and partly because it was 32 years ago.

@EmilySm43 Spot

Name one

@0xleegenz Houses are so much more expensive unfortunately. You have to pay to fix everything yourself. Every little thing that goes on the fritz... I kind of wish I still rented

Banks: Sorry we can't approve you for a $3,000/month mortgage payment due to your finance record Me who's been paying $4,000 a month in rent for 3 years: