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Her: you gotta be a wacky critter flapping about on the seafloor if you think we're fuckin
my whimsical ass:
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Squid ๐ฆ
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@squidsystem_
I can only be me, so me I shall be. Squee. #GhostTrickHive ฮถโ world's biggest Gregor stan #cockboots #fuckshrimp #GregorGaming ๐ @dumbdeviantt
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@EnemyZbruh @Hiro1258977 @SharkyLeo_YT its not ai, the dude who made it been making songs since 2021
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I need to show you guys the FUNNIEST gift I got at my meet and greet yesterday... from a Parappa the Rapper cosplayer.
I'm now wearing it around like a badge of honor.
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He was that bro, if he wanted to cure your diseases he would do it himself on feet by himself
Jesus gamme a lot of blessings, and he came to my house a couple of times
I was happy as heaven when i found out that Jesus ressurected, i cooked for the whole day
DreadAnon@DreadAnon
HE WAS A SERIAL SAVIOR WHO BRAGGED ABOUT SAVING SOULS AND HE PROFESSED AND CONFESSED TO BE THE SON OF GOD
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my buddy asked me where china was today
i took his hand, placed it on my heart, and said "right here"
he broke down in tears
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@Paragraph212 @MrJmZack @Rev_ADB ...because games are supposed to release complete? If I have to buy a switch 2, buy a 10 dollar upgrade, and use a mobile app just to get this information that is supposedly important, how is that not just as bad as the unfinished AAA games that get fixed in patch we lambast?
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@squidsystem_ @MrJmZack @Rev_ADB The visual storytelling has always been there. The additions just make stuff more obvious.
And BotW's DLC also expanded on the lore to explain certain things a year later.
If weโre talking about lore, why should it matter that there are new infos released at a later point?
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What a ridiculous comment.
The entire world of TotK was tailored for Ultrahand, Ascend, and Recallโฆ
They arenโt โslapped onโ you canโt even reach most of the sky islands without these abilities. The world was designed for these abilities.
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@Rev_ADB All of the items you listed are designed around the world and the game that they are in. It has nothing to do with story, and everything to do with level design. Zonai devices feel slapped together and glued atop a world that was not built to accommodate them
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@Paragraph212 @Rev_ADB there is no goalpost. I tell you that totk struggles to achieve anything of substance with its gimmick, you try to defend it by talking about the shallow, uninspired, glorified heart piece challenges. Also MM and WW have great dungeons? What are you talking about?
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@squidsystem_ @Rev_ADB You're shifting the goalpost. You canโt talk about islands having no substance, when they objectively have itโฆmore than the overworld content of older Zelda games.
Itโs fine if you think dungeons are the only things that matter, but then WW and MM would also have no substance.
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@skittybitty_yt I didn't know Bostonians had Berber Fountains too
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@Paragraph212 @MrJmZack @Rev_ADB Again, wasn't even in the game when it came out. I will acknowledge that the voice notes are kinda cool, but like. Why did we have to wait multiple years and use a damn smartphone app to get something substantive about the world?
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@squidsystem_ @MrJmZack @Rev_ADB Aside from there already being a lot of environmental story telling, there are tons of voice memories in the Zelda notes map that expand the lore of these places. The lore isnโt exactly hidden.
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@WrightRight4 @WokeLiquorStore @Rev_ADB But that ignores their main point, that 2 fans and a steering stick outclass any other build. and even if you intentionally avoid using it, the process of building isn't rewarding because they don't last, and your builds will fail to work on even the terrain they're made for
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@WokeLiquorStore @squidsystem_ @Rev_ADB The terrain getting in the way is why you need to build vehicles. It takes forever to climb the terrain, and good chunks of the depths are just full of malice, making a vehicle even more crucial
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Yeah, who could forget the story application of the Beetle in SkSw?
Or the Hover Boots in OoT?
Or the Deku Leaf in WW?
Or Magnesis, Cryonis, Stasis, and Remote Bombs in BotW?
Surely all gameplay abilities must exclusively be for the sake of the story, right?!
skittybitty@skittybitty_yt
sure the zonai building has no gameplay or story application and feels like an afterthought grafted thoughtlessly onto botw's handcrafted world, but it also took up so much development time that they couldn't make a game better than botw, which was like a 7/10
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@Paragraph212 @Rev_ADB It really isn't bc the substance of other Zelda games isnt in the little side collectables that make up almost the entirety of totk.ToTK doesn't have anything close to the depth of other Zeldas. The fact we're treating heart pieces like this for totk's sake of proves my point lol
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@squidsystem_ @Rev_ADB It isnโt rare. Also, if you complain about stuff like "substance" it makes you look incredibly bad faith when you suddenly ignore it in the new games while preferring less of it in the older ones. Thatโs hypocrisy.
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@MrJmZack @Paragraph212 @Rev_ADB Okay it's clear you don't really care to have a conversation of value with me here so I'm just gonna move on. see ya
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@squidsystem_ @Paragraph212 @Rev_ADB But it isn't meaningless. You don't need to know or understand the meaning to something for it to have a meaning.
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@MrJmZack @Paragraph212 @Rev_ADB I'm straight chillaxin, I'm just telling you that it doesn't really mean much that there is meaning to any of the meaningless trite in ToTK if it's something that people can easily just never find out about even after dozens of hours playing the game
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@squidsystem_ @Paragraph212 @Rev_ADB It's not hidden. It's put into the designs in-game with great care, but left unsaid. The book is a sneak peak behind the scenes. And it's coming soon enough. But you seem upset. Maybe take a break?
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Squid ๐ฆ ๋ฆฌํธ์ํจ
STOP SAYING THERES GONNA BE A STAND CALLED HEY MEN AND IT TURNS THEM INTO PIGS
๐๐ฆ Noelle!! ๐ฆ๐@EMPORIOSMOM
This is still one of the funniest notes Araki has ever written
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@MrJmZack @Paragraph212 @Rev_ADB Okay but hiding the actual lore and stories behind this shit in an art book that isn't even out in the states yet is worse. You do get how that's worse, right?
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@Paragraph212 @Rev_ADB @squidsystem_ And let's not forget: every sky island tells a story with its environment. There are things unsaid, but the care is there. Master Works tells some of these storiesโso Secrets of the Zonai cannot come fast enough for Western audiences!
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@Paragraph212 @Rev_ADB don't get me started on shrines lad. I'd unironically rather your very rare example of throwing a boomerang at a tree for a piece of heart than a bunch of islands that only have a shrine that could have been on the ground anyway
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@squidsystem_ @Rev_ADB Each archipelago in TotK has a shrine on it that rewards you with the equivalent of a heart piece. Reaching those islands and combining several devices with each other is a lot more substantial than the usual "throw boomerang at tree for some a heartpiece".
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@bizzmarkley @WrightRight4 @Rev_ADB I earnestly can't think of another game that adds something for no mechanical or narrative reason just to be cool. If there was, and it was as, again, CENTRAL TO THE CORE OF THE GAME like ToTK is, that would suck balls and I would criticize that game harshly too.
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@squidsystem_ @WrightRight4 @Rev_ADB Oh no, something in a video game is designed to just be cool, this has never happened before
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