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Another consumer protection bill? You guessed it. The Lockheed Liberal.

Trump took away Kamala's Secret Service protection and this Republican is now opposing funding security upgrades for Gov. Shapiro' residence We can all see whats going on, right?

>how the MAGA legal team been moving lately

MAGA built a gallows, beat police officers, and threatened to hang the vice president because they lost an election — but somehow it’s Democrats who need to “tone it down.” The audacity is unreal.

Erika Kirk after a shooting: "I just wanna go home." Erika Kirk going home:

this your husband?

The people most worked up about last night hardly batted an eye over this. 👇🏼

Hmm. Do the agents typically reach for a person and pull him back up right away immediately after asking him to get closer to the ground?

Spare me the “poor Trump is a victim of left-wing rhetoric” nonsense. No other President before him attacked Americans the way he does on a daily basis! A Judges’s house has been blown up, Melissa Hortman & her husband murdered, Violence against immigrants has increased 900% since his last campaign, Judges & Members of Congress get daily threats on their lives and their families lives. Trump is a stochastic terrorist. No one uses more “heated rhetoric” than he does! Partial list of Trump attacks: Obama: accuses him of treason, trying to "steal the election,” and accuses him of spying on MOC via FISA warrants (that GOP Congress just tried to re-up in the middle of the night). Biden: accuses him and his entire family of crimes, falsely claims he stole the 2020 election, accused him of treason. Kamala Harris: calls her "mentally impaired," "disabled," and "born that way,” “low IQ.” Claims she is a threat to the country. Liz Cheney: called for her to be sent to military tribunals. Adam Schiff: Shifty Adam Schiff" and "crooked," saying he should be "brought to justice" for alleged fraud. Nancy Pelosi: “Enemy from within,” implied military action could be needed against her and other political opponents. Mocked the brutal beating & attempted murder of her husband. Mark Milley: Said he should be executed for treason. Reps Alyssa Slotkin, Mark Kelly, Maggie Goodlander, Jason Crow, Chrissy Houlahan, and Chris DeLuzio: calls them traitors" and said their actions were "punishable by DEATH". Letitia James & Alvin Bragg: Targeted as part of a campaign of retribution, Continuously calls them "corrupt.” The media: Calls them “enemies of the people," and “fake news,” who “should be charged with treason.” The people who helped get him into office twice-Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones: Just two weeks ago called them "low IQ," "losers," and "nut jobs.” The POPE: attacked the Pope for being anti-war! 
  Revoked security detail from: Anthony Fauci John Bolton Mark Milley John Bolton Hunter Biden Ashley Biden Kamala Harris Mike Pompeo
 Illegal Immigrants: Trump dehumanizes them constantly, calling them "savages," "animals," and "not human". Protestors: Calls everyone who doesn’t agree with him “enemies of the people” who, “Hate America.” Judges: Calls them activist judges and “enemies of the people,” includes their families in his attacks. SCOTUS: Accused the Conservatives who don’t bend to his will of being an influenced by the “radical left,” calling them “bad,” “weak” and “stupid.” No other American President has attacked Americans like this! Not one!

Too soon?

Is there a SINGLE thing they did not flipflop on?

Cole Allen: *rushes past security into the White House* Stephen Miller with his pregnant wife:

@MeghanMcCain Trump dragged your father’s name through the mud and humiliated him publicly, and you STILL get on your knees for Trump you’re a disgusting daughter, woman, and human being with a daughter like you, who needs enemies? you’re an evil creature

I am so deeply sick of Jimmy Kimmel and the hate he spreads in the world.

MAGA: We are all ballrooms now.

@Awk20000 i mean he’s 100% right that Asmongold being scared of talking to absolutely ANYONE about his views is him letting the mask slip and showing it’s just a grift Asmon has to cosplay as some weird radical extremist alone in his room so that his viewers don’t see its all a scam

Destiny responds to Asmongold rejecting his proposal for political streamers to be obligated to defend their ideas in debate

In 10 years if America is doing well again, MAGA will suddenly declare it the Trump Economy and say Republican policies are finally kicking in.