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When he’s bigger than your ex

@Saadisfyer My middle name is birria

@steameddumpling God bless birria tacos

God I love birria tacos

I want to be someone’s very insane wife

a gofundme has been started for the dad of my childhood best friend. he has experienced back to back health emergencies & the costs are piling up. i’ve known her family my entire life, i would really appreciate RTs or donations if you are able 🥺💜 and prayers/good vibes for him

@dawgsonmercer @Saadisfyer Regardless he’s not your fucking doctor

@steameddumpling @Saadisfyer His name is literally DOCTOR BUTT, get it tg girl

Just matched into residency 🥳

@dawgsonmercer @Saadisfyer NO

@Saadisfyer Can you look at my prolapsed hemorrhoid now

the stripper might not love you but that girl on twitter does

This can't be the same brain that learnt glycolysis and Krebs cycle.

i wasn’t “ran through” i was loved by many

Came to Dallas just for this giant eyeball

@Saadisfyer Yeah bitch we know

Maybe this is just my single ass, but holding hands is so cringe. Ion know where yo hands been

Therapists always start the session with “How are you?” and I always say, “I’m good!” then spend the next three hours explaining how I am very much not good.

Can’t make it. It’s Hello Kitty Bobblehead night at Citi Field

we’re always told there’s no money for libraries, for healthcare, for universities, for high speed rail, for sewer upgrades, and yet there’s always infinite money for war

its a privilege to be able to ignore the news, to escape the travesty of the world, but others cant do that, they cant turn off the news, because they are living it