out of pocket

@realDonaldTrump better hop on NYC before we gotta get ugly again

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using a urinal when wearing khakis:

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@I_AM_WILDCAT Or you hit that fucking lip and ate absolute shit

Some of yall never went full speed on your Mongoose and sent it off one of these and it shows.

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@Skrillex we need Slats Slats Slats

@OpenAI please tell me you have a group chat feature coming to where we can settle arguments with ai as the mediator

@SoundCloud why do you take my .wav file, post it, then proceed to give me mp3 files when I redownload them? YOU HAVE IT SOMEWHERE, I KNOW IT

Let’s break laws then get mad when the law is enforced Oh then if they try to stop me I’m going to burn my fucking city down because fuck you, that’s why What the fuck is happening?

I believe being addicted to being pregnant/having kids for attention is a SERIOUS thing These girls are like wild animals “GIVE ME UR SEED NOW”

New crush

STOP THE FENT STOP THE FENT

I fucking hate Dallas sports rn Dallas Stars, we need you, we love you, we believe in you

@elonmusk so wassup with that salute 🤔

my angel

I’ve accepted that lots of women I date will have kids, but the question is, are you a good parent? 🚩

@Ableton did we do away with the ms delay on the right of the arrangement view?👀

Feed your head