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@bendreyfuss I remember reading that your father used to visit Plato’s Retreat and other NYC swinger/sex clubs back in the 70’s. Has he ever shared any of those stories? Thank you in advance.

Road tripping to Indy and now back to Phoenix, and midwestern mom ass got me acting a fool.

I can smell pussy on these mustaches throughout time. Love it. 🙏

I got the AZ jab and all I have is a fat juicy dick hoes love to suck on. 😭

Every mom picking up their kid at my sons kindergarten is a babe.

@bendreyfuss I remember reading that your father used to visit Plato’s Retreat and other NYC swinger/sex clubs back in the 70’s. Has he ever shared any of those stories? Thank you in advance.

Had the most delightful sex dream. The sex was the slow sensual carnal pleasure of the flesh fucking. And it took place in a tree house village type place, like an Ewok village. Then I woke up to disappointing capitalist hell reality. Take me back to treehouse fuck village.🙏😜💦

Gene Hackman’s mustache just plowing through fields of pussy in the 70’s.

Getting horned up

Had sex dreams last night involving irl people. Writing a full apology to everyone involved and then shoving the apology up my big dumb ass.

Grateful I gained weight over the pandemic otherwise I’d be looking up middle aged orgies on FetLife.

Shout out to cleavage & eating pussy for giving me a reason to live. 🙏☝️🙏

Adding Billy Ocean to my sex playlist. The psychic sexual energy he contains is pure. 🎷🕺🏼🎷

[Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet voice] Daddy wants to fuck. DAAAADDDYY WAANTTSSS TOOOO FUUCKK

New moon is Cancer. ✌️🎷✌️ I’ve still got it ✌️🎷✌️ I’ll talk you through it because I’m a good friend.

Polyamorous fwb complaining about their primary lover. Ex’s complaining about their bf’s. Some astrological bs is in the air, and I’m going to hide in a tree stump.

Love being poly

Love be horny and depressed.

When a dude wears jeans at the gym: omg what kind of freak is presence!?!? When a babe wears daisy duke jorts at the gym: 🤤😜🤤😜🤤

Who wants kisses and creampies??? 🤤💦🥳🕺🏼