calm me crazy

you’re telling me there’s shrimp in this fried rice?

once you reach a certain age you start perceiving non-diet soda as more toxic/poisonous than alcohol

math geniuses online love to be like "the way this video explains 2+2=4 will literally change your life"

getting all your information from AI is kind of like hiring someone to chew all your food for you before you eat it

i think “decontextualized idiom in plain speak” has the highest batting average of tweet type for me. i mean this tweet is gospel at this point

it occurred to me that me getting all my information from twitter isn’t that different from my parents getting all their information from facebook

what's weird to me about doc ock is that aside from the metal arms he's still just like, a regular guy. like by all means spiderman should be able to punch him in the face once and instantly kill him

this is what a 10/10 city should look like

Philly is kind of like Markarth

i truly wish i could be as excited about a knight of the seven kingdoms as hbo’s social media team wants me to be

The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAI, which is completely closed. His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods". Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a company that said that it will do no evil. Brilliant work as always Kojima!

this is the first time i've ever heard hoenn horns in any game other than pokemon

honestly i'd be more worried about the giant cat monsters and the mexican armada

would an AI trained exclusively on reddit posts use erm dashes

pretty good but still not as funny as normal illinois