big brained deslopificator

Sometimes I legit think my mom develops psychosis or something or she’s just rage baiting me because why would she randomly act like I’m an alcoholic for asking for a beer at a brewery she invited ME to

@ShesKindaALot @FlyIngenuity My jaw is on the ground like

@FlyIngenuity I’m pissed the neighbors didn’t riot & push those fuckers down the stairs tbh.

Holy shit this is dystopian. Why tf are so many cops there. Is that the entire station?

Rizzo was finally given his own private en-suite next to my bed. It’s up off the ground, heated, has ambient lighting, food placemat for messy eating, and a Stanley hydration system.

This and chill

That person is likely a bisexual person with adhd during the adderall shortage so think about that before you respond…

Publishing my West Wilson media strategy postmortem / self sabotage case study Substack Article tomorrow 💫

Ok turning this into my next substack article outline now

10. He destabilized the ensemble, withheld useful material, undermined programming, and consistently shows he’s difficult to produce, but is so unaware he mistook that for leverage somehow.

West should be studied for what NOT to do when attempting to do a publicity stunt: 1. He mishandled the reveal from the start and that made him look either dishonest or terrible at managing a predictable story. (See next tweet)

From the network standpoint this isn’t that insane tbh He saves all his thoughts, opinions, and feelings for his podcast instead of the network that gave him this platform to begin with I also wouldn’t be surprised if he breached his contract at some point already

Lesbians don’t get enough credit for saving the Sims over the years

No offense but why are you guys getting married and having families when we have the sims for that…

@Variety That’s not shocking considering he didn’t say anything at the reunion and is spilling all his feelings on a podcast now

West Wilson will not return for “Summer House” Season 11 after his contract was not renewed. variety.com/2026/tv/news/w…

can’t be an insta baddie so i say weird things and talk to myself on twitter instead

@greaterfunsperg @TwinkTheory Oh ok good luck with that!!

@suedyourdad @TwinkTheory I am pretty squeamish cause my mind races wkth the worst possible option

Didn’t realize Hilary duff was pawged up