Technomantics™

@elonmusk Misread.tiny font size as "chubbify anything", and could not stop laughing. I mean Grok has abilities, but damn.

You can Chibify anything 😂

@teslaownersSV Any web browser actually.

Grok is the most important tool and resource I have on my iPhone.

We’ve hit a last-minute issue with Xbox certification that is preventing today’s release. It's coming and it is WORTH the wait. We’re actively working with Microsoft to resolve it as quickly as possible and will share a new release timing once we have it locked. We know this is disappointing — it is for us too — but we want to make sure everything is right before it goes live. Create Mutate Dominate Mutant Football League 2 #videogames #football #xbox

@gaughen Try @grok

I didn't realize how hilariously bad artificial intelligence was until tonight, when I asked it about something I'm an expert on. I asked it about zoning laws in Pennsylvania and the AI hallucinated case law that doesn't exist. Silicon Valley wants us to rely on this slop? 😬

@RubenRetro_PC In my head, still till this day, when I know I have sent off a bug report that will take a dev a day or two to fix and another day or so for us/QA to regress, which pushes the insane schedule to begin with, a little further out, I hear Tanya say "I got a present for ya".

#CommandAndConquer (1995) — where RTS hooked us for good 💾⚔️

@ThrillaRilla369 You do not ever own real estate.

The fact that you can own land, build a home, and pay off a loan but still lose it to property taxes should be Illegal.

Chuck Norris didn’t die… death just finally got his permission. RIP to one of the greats 🕊️

The company behind all those pink ribbons, the Susan G. Komen Foundation, uses less than a dime of each dollar to actually look for a cure.

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@LuizaJarovsky People have been reading them for years and have no clue.

Nobody wants to read AI-generated books.

@ThrillaRilla369 Yeah something like that would have been nice but nope, I was still buying clothes and toiletries and school supplies, internet, birthday and Christmas gifts on top of the CS being spent on other things. 40% CS plus taxes and trying to live is no joke.

This will anger a lot of people but child support should be put on a card where both parents can track where the money is going and what the money is being spent on .

@tv_koreaX This looks like video game simulator footage and then smoke and explosions looks about 8 years old in tech at least. No one see an F-35 on the enemy side.

🚨 Breaking: Iran has hit a U.S. F-35 Lightning II fighter jet.

@ThrillaRilla369 Was glad to have any food. Said thank you and ate what I could.

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

If anyone needs a pick me up about their job or life, to drum up some great insults, highly suggest using @grok 's voice mode and ask it to make some insults about anything, oh man... XD

@papiwontmiss There are pros and cons, because then the ones who barely do their jobs get paid the same as the ones doing the jobs of 3 other people with actual, tangible, daily results.

Found out I was making 25% more than my coworker so we spent lunch drafting an email for her to renegotiate her contract. Talk about your pay!!!!!

@1ssve Some employers are blind to their incorrect uses of automation and AI agents, especially.wjen it comes to physics, photons, and critical infrastructure for actual people that rely on things.

When your employees leave without a BACKUP JOB, Something is deeply wrong at your work culture

@madeofmistak3 Would have been better to name them "Boss" and "Hogg"

at work everyone was uncomfortable with using "master" as the main branch name on git so i changed it to "slave_coordinator"

@GlennJacobsTN You gotta get that motivation going :)

You know you're getting older when you fire up the Rocky training montage to get out of bed in the morning.

@TMZ Please note then volcanoes may not make it.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd