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As a gynae specialist, I can confirm that giving a woman privacy to undress is mostly a courtesy for her comfort, not because we're shy. It's about respect for the patient. Privacy. Dignity.
A chaperone is always present.
By the time you walk into our clinic, we've spent years looking at anatomy, deliveries, surgeries, prolapses, cysts, fibroids, and things that would make most people cancel lunch.
The few minutes we give you to undress aren't for us, they're for you. Because no matter how routine an examination is to a gynaecologist, it may be awkward, vulnerable, or embarrassing for the patient. Dignity is important. The only areas allowed to be exposed is where an examination will be done, the rest covered.
No serious gynaecologist remembers or stores the picture of a women's body in his head... after examination.
Medicine treats bodies. Professionalism treats people. โค๏ธ
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Gynaecologists giving you privacy to undress is the most pointless professional courtesy๐
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Moms heart is skipping while dad is clapping ๐
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Patient: โI can't be pregnant.โ
Me: โWhy?โ
Patient: โBecause after sex, I drank sprite and Andrew liver salt'
me:
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Patient: "Doctor, can you make sure this baby is a boy?"
Me: "No."
Patient: "Please. I already have four girls."
Me: ๐ญ...
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Patient: โI can't be pregnant.โ
Me: โWhy?โ
Patient: โBecause after sex, I stood up immediately.โ
me:
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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me: Professor Mrs, you are back to the clinic, 7 days after your vaginal delivery.
Patient: See me oh!... I'm feeling some loose stitches where I had episiotomy repair
Me: It can happen. I trust you. I know you obeyed all my instructions. Weldone Prof.
Patient: Ermm, doctor, you won't believe my mom still adviced me to sit on steam and hot water
Me: I trust you Prof. You told her off and corrected her
Patient: *deep silence*... I still sat on the steam.
Me: ๐๐๐๐
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Patient: "I'm here for infertility."
Me: "How long have you been trying?"
Patient: "Three years."
Me: "Have you checked your husband's sperm?"
Patient: "No, I don't want to offend him.
Me: ๐ค๐ค
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Me: "Are you sexually active?"
Patient: "No."
Me: "Okay, let's look for other causes of your delayed period."
Patient: "Only when my boyfriend comes."
Me:
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Patient: "Doctor, Google said I have cervical cancer."
Me: "What symptom did you search?"
Patient: "I was tired."
Me:
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Patient: "Doctor, I know I have triplets."
Me: "The scan shows one baby."
Patient: "Scan is not God."
Me:
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Me: "You missed your antenatal appointments."
Patient: "I was busy preparing for the baby."
Me: "The appointments were part of preparing for the baby, your baby is lying transverse and you are in labour, you need a C/section today"
Patient: "that's where you come in"
Me: ๐
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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midwife: "there are a lot of pregnant women waiting to see you"
Me: "send some of them to the other doctors and the high risk pregnancies to the Lead Consultant."
Midwife: "I already did, they said they aren't going anywhere. They all want to see you".
Me: "I'll come talk with them"
*comes out to address the women
Me: "There are other doctors you can see...so..."
Woman: "We have nowhere we are rushing to, even if it gets to 9pm... as for me, I'm seeing you"
Me: "what about the others?"
All of them: "take your time with her, we are next, we will buy you Lunch!..."
Me: ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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*receives an emergency call to come into the hospital on Sunday...
Me: *misses church, in my agbada and rushed to the clinic*
Patient: "Glad you are here now."
Me: "I was told you were having heavy bleeding... I hope the baby is fine?... but I can see you smiling"
Patient: "I'm fine, I'm ok, i just told the nurse to tell you so you can come quickly".... "It's been a while baby in my tummy saw his doctor that did the IVF. Baby is moving too fast... nothing else..."
Me: ๐๐๐ค๐ค
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Patient: "Doctor, I need a scan."
Me: "What's the problem?"
Patient: "Nothing."
Me: "Then why?"
Patient: "I just want to know what the baby is doing."
Me: he's praying
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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*rushes a first timer into the labour ward
Her: *screaming... "I can feel the head of the baby almost out"
Me: "Get the delivery pack"... "we are having a baby"
*does a vaginal examination... cervix= 1cm, head very high
Her: "Can I push?...
Me: "No, pls, you are just 1cm... you have some time, can I give you pain relief?"... "Can I call your husband in?"
Her: "which foolish husband?, he's the cause of all this pain... you and him, I don't even know the difference..."
Me: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Dr. Ose Etiobhio@osemagnum
in Naija, as a gynae doctor, you'll hear things. Lemme share some๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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