Wanaume

@KomugishaPeace Why are you even having a chair in your room

Convince her in three words to leave the chair 😅😅

@AlipoAndrewsII Cheap

Zavalidwa kamodzi pomwe zimayesedwa. Sizinakwane.😪 Top Quality Adidas Campus. Size 6. K230,000 only. Ndiyankhuleni. 🙏🏾

@Uchindamie27 A million??

1 million is what is making you think you can bag any girl you want ??? 1 million ???

@ubwizingili_06 Phwaxy Mortee amati ...ufwiti kulije ....umboni tipezera pa inu

Ndikudusta mu Rumphi, mwiniwake palibepo, bwanji ndimuchangamutse nditenge makalawa?

@Mangwecha Money laundering schemes

43 million mwati? 😅

@Vende265 Your level of IQ is questionable

Brooo is trying so hard to become public figure..

@JulioMulenga Baller

One word for him??

@achemicals9 @KhivaIV Why was he applying in the first place ??

Being true to the game, ambuye patsogolo ndalama pambuyo

@DreOsman_ Aziwa chomwe akupanga

I'm at work, dozing. Ndikuyesesa kuzilimbitsa, but sizugwila. So One of my female coworkers asked, “Bwanji akulu? Dzuro mwagona kuti?” I just said, “Babe yanga yagona padeni ase,” and every guy in the room screamed, “Yeah, valid” and “Umakwana.” But she said she didn’t get it.

@Uncle_Ngi How ??

Malawian courier companies, you don't have the capacity to use computers man. Niggas queuing for an hour to send a parcel just because someone is using the mouse with both hands.

@Kamoza0104 I think I can relate 🤣

ngl.link/kamoza0104 Akasi?

@Hopemalopa Eeeee ichi nde ndi cha mafuta heavy

A notorious crocodile 🐊, which had been wreaking havoc around Liwonde Barrage, was tracked and eliminated by seasoned crocodile hunter, Mr. Gondwe.

@TheLunaticGuy27 Ever since , tweet ya nzeru

Mlimbikitseni mwana osati izi mwaponya panozi

@BROWNN_NORTHING Mwayi Geography

Atleast B nyamula Bag is holding some more bees than jubeki madoda🥵🥶

@ellen_khumula @Kamoza0104 @Jasperious05 And it feels good ena akadziwa

@Kamoza0104 @Jasperious05 Kodi you people are doing this for other people to see???kuti atamike???

@tiidrotafrikka2 Ndi ndalama zimenezo kah

Kungochoka ku Malawi basi atsekula page ati influencer 🥹

@tall_girl__ CU tsopano

Cha Masubi!!

@Chrismwansa @MosesMthawanji How can Lilongwe , Area 3 be in Zambia ??

@MosesMthawanji Please next time be specific that it's required in Malawi, I almost got shocked when I saw that thinking it's Zambian kwacha.

Looking for 5 people to sell beef and chicken samoosas at K1,000 each, Monday to Friday, you’ll be carrying 50 samoosas per day Salary is K100,000 per month plus K40,000 food allowance If u’re interested and ready to work, WhatsApp your details to 0880385808 Lilongwe, area 3

@NonReligious1y Just throwing stats carelessly

87% ya akazi ku Malawi ikufuna amuna akuda,inu ndipamene mukudzola yeletsa kut muyele mxm

@Kamoza0104 Kulowa ntchire 😂