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Spotify: you mostly listen to Dio and Patton Oswalt.
Me: I have a girlfriend, you just don’t know her.
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Chris Post
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Chris Post
@thatchrispost
Boston Comic and host of “Stuck And Poke”, the podcast for Tattoo stories gone off the rails: https://t.co/L1Wa0NFnzE
가입일 Mart 2014
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orientation at your new job but it’s 1976 Ned Beatty giving the speech from Network
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Cancelled my afternoon, gotta follow this guy to see where he ends up.
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Hahahaha this is like the saddest looking open mic set list ever.
Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸@FmrRepMTG
My preferred pronouns are: Impeach/Biden Purge/DOJ Defund/FBI Fire/Fauci Abolish/ATF Close/The/Border Only/Two/Genders Put/Prayer/Back/In/School No/Men/In/Women’s/Anything Ban/Drag/Queen/Story-time Stop/Gender/Affirming/Care/On/Kids Bring/Back/American/Energy America/First
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Hey I'm headlining at @nicksboston this Saturday night! Be there, 8PM: ci.ovationtix.com/35645/producti…
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Had the most original heckler this week, because they tried to steal my dinner while I was onstage.
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My dad just yelled at another dad for trying to cut him in line at a Chinese buffet. I’ve never admired him more.
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I’ve been thinking a lot about joy and how to create it, and have become a big fan of frivolous hobbies completely unrelated to success. Right now, I am enjoying baking different types of cookies and playing card games on my phone. What things do you enjoy doing mediocre-ly?
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My new barber gave me some weed as a thank you for being a new client.
The haircut blows, but you gotta pick your battles.
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Fun time of year where you're not sure if the lethargic energy is depression or allergies.
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My friend dyed the cocaine green for St Paddy’s one year and some guy refused to snort due to “allergy concerns.”
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Me: the bar where I do my show has been sold, every week could be the last show.
Other Comic: Bummer, so any room this week?
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It's sad going to a Newbury Comics in a mall.
The cashier looks like he gets his Bad Brains shirt dry-cleaned.
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Prototype for my new business “Shot coozies for antidepressants.”
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Michelob consistently finds ways to make drinking look not fun.
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When you leave your notebook of premises open at home and your GF finds it.
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