Logan, That Himbo

Yeah I’ve got ADHD: A Damn Hard Dick

Ah! There’s a dog!

On this #AutismAwarenessDay, I tell the story about how I was made aware of my autism, and how I was apparently the last to know. And you get to see the Twitter exchange that lives rent free in my head. 🐶🧩

This pic? Oh I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You scroll past because you're trying to tell the timeline you're too cool to care... like you're making a choice exempting you from the porn industry, but what you don't know is that this very "dick out, shirt on" energy was picked for you by the algorithm on this site, from a bunch of pics.

They say ‘sorry’ implies regret. I imply nothing of the sort.

@MaxxxSchlong @loadcountstudio @jetsnakedbeach1 Need to send you our video from that beach as well, perfect for #FCF

@thathimbo @MaxenceAngelXXX @loadcountstudio @jetsnakedbeach1 We’re also nominated for an American Grabby Award! vote.grabbyawards.com/nominees

I never thought I'd say this sentence: I (+ my 40+ co-collaborators) am nominated for a European Grabby (big thanks to @maxenceangelxxx for being European) 😏 See me in the Collab of the Year nominated vid at zurl.co/Snnjx  📸@loadcountstudio 🏖️@jetsnakedbeach1 Voting ends soon—go show love: [zurl.co/IYQhy) @michaelbossston @alamherreraa @milomilesxxx @m3xicanrepublic @DefThatJason @thegayotter12 @Shad00w1123 @PrinceFlackOo @TDGrahamXXX @inspiringxxx @maxxxschlong @The_MaxStar @maxenceangelxxx @thetipsytwink @DenverDump @rostorart @BarrettFoxXXX @kyl3_xx @jeremy_feist @Mr_mo_30 @usncombatvet @FrankSavageXXX @CooperRayXXX @that70sstache @chacapapi @DesiVerseXXX @LASexaddickt @Jonathan_rey123 @ilyaskhanxxx @PrestonAnthonyx @thegayquadzilla @xrusonyc @dakota_wndrs @TheCadeCainXXX @david_diazxxx69 @SpaceshipGirth @hornyjayboy22 @thathimbo @iandelamer @Lilgayrob @MikeyTheSub

life's been... interesting lately 😅 had to handle some stuff, still figuring parts of it out tbh. we'll probably chat about it as we go. but rn? i've got a TON of content ready to drop and i'm hyped to share it all with y'all. who's ready? 🫡🔥 #backatit"

This is not a Hashtag Ad. But if you or your brand would like to make one — or would prefer this never happened — either way, I'm easy. These energy drinks don't buy themselves. 🙃

Monster Cock. Literally. What did you think I meant?

@usmcbeardad Bumbling or absentminded might be better terms for me to use.

@thathimbo I use the term "airhead" for myself, but the same kind of behaviors. I think it's because I'm ADHD and I have so many threads of thought running through my head that I forget which one I'm supposed to be concentrating on...

People hear me say I’m dumb and think it’s an insult. Not stupid—Dumb is a grin and a shrug. Dumb is “oops.” Stupid’s “ouch.” Guess which one I am. #DumbNotStupid #HimboEnergy #DumbWisdom #AtLeastImPretty #OopsNotOuch tiktok.com/t/ZP8SN6an7/

Also this post took longer than it should because of the number of times I got distracted.

Yeah I’ve got ADHD: A Damn Hard Dick

@pec_inspector 🙋‍♂️ (It’s fun to let someone else be the muscle top sometimes)

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by a 285lb muscle top…or would like to be 😏

How could I end an amazing trip to @CollabWeekPV without whipping my (very tired) dick out in an airport lounge washroom. Next stop: overnight in Houston to sell my truck then back home Tuesday.

@LiamAngellXXX If you were just down here in PV this week, I’d love a rematch…

Why can’t I find a good top man to make sweet love to me? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Woke up from a nap where I dreamt that someone was hosting a gangbang where they were using an airport security x-ray machine to get extremely internal shots. My brain is broken.

#FatCockFriday just got doubled. Met up with @spaceshipgirth at @jetsnakedbeach1 during @collabweekpv yesterday. Beach content incoming… and Sunday we’re trading sand for sheets. 🛏️

Sniffies going down last night reminded me of my corporate days when Slack would crash. Same energy. Same panic. Same ‘how do I reach my colleagues’ problem.

Heading to fetish night @STUDSBEARBAR in PV. Quick clarification: pup stuff is my kink. Being pedantic about the difference? That’s my fetish.

Pup Jet off to meet another Jet at @jetsnakedbeach1 on another great day at @CollabWeekPV