Lee Park

@WhiteHouse Oh look, you're releasing redacted photos from the Epstein files now

@DKSportsbook Will Smith

No home runs on Opening night but I’m almost certain there will be dingers hit on Opening day. I promise. I also promise to be in the DMs of some loyal DK followers who tell me who’s mashing one over the wall today 😏

@DKSportsbook @DK_Assist Don't sleep on the UEFA world Cup qualifying playoff matches

⚾️ MLB OPENING DAY 🏀 Men's Round of 16 🏒 13 NHL Games 🏀 3 NBA Games Let's have a day 🙌

@UnderdogMLB Eliminated

Cardinals 3/26 Wetherholt 2B Herrera DH Burleson 1B Winn SS Gorman 3B Walker RF Church LF Pagés C Scott II CF Liberatore SP

Needed to make a final schedule of everything that is important to me so I don't lose track 😂

@RyanSura18 Who is in their seat 30 minutes before puck drop

Full house in Toronto tonight!!

@nxd1979 This is dumb. Boundaries and self care are important, and many people who struggle with low self esteem and people pleasing or perfectionist tendencies can benefit from the reminder that you don't need to please others. Clearly different than saying "just treat people like shit".

no millennial trope has broken more brains than "you don't owe anybody anything". an ignoble, selfish narcissism dressed up in therapy-speak about boundaries and self-care in order to give yourself a pass from treating other people with a basic level of care and respect

@zarzycki1986 @GeoffZochodne I don't think it moves the needle much. If/when Ontario and Alberta agree to shared liquidity, that could bode well in that DFS operators may choose to include those 2 provinces over the rest of Canada based on number of players. But we still need a favorable supreme Court ruling

@GeoffZochodne @theLPdfs any thoughts on this? Good or bad for DFS coming back to Ontario

Things are getting serious in Alberta. The AGLC recently published "guidance" outlining key dates for "grey" market operators planning to transition into the province's regulated market for online sports betting and iGaming. In short: get right by July 13, with some exceptions.

Coming this Thursday: 🏀March madness resumes with the sweet 16 ⚾MLB real opening day ⚽ world Cup qualifying matches, with major implications for #CMNT and #USMNT ⛳ PGA golf (Houston open) 🏒 13 NHL games on the docket Should be a fun day.

Why is this app trying to ruin my Sunday? 1) mock trades are peak waste of time. Matthews isn't going to Philly. 2) no WR in the league out-talents JSN, let alone Devonta Smith. 3) fantasy football is not real life. Gronk was an elite blocker, far more valuable than Kelce.

@UnderdogNBA How many Wizards we got tonight?

Lineup alert: Kings will start Hayes, Clifford, DeRozan, Achiuwa, Raynaud on Sunday.

@UnderdogMLB @BillShaikin Eliminated from playoff contention

Angels rotation to begin season, per manager Suzuki (via @BillShaikin): Jose Soriano Yusei Kikuchi Reid Detmers Jack Kochanowicz Ryan Johnson

@camskattebo5 It's okay dude, everyone knows you're dumb as fuck. You can say whatever you want about anything, it carries no weight.

I recently did an interview and had a lapse in judgment, which resulted in me making a tasteless joke about CTE and asthma. It was never my intention to downplay the seriousness of head injuries or asthma. I sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by my remarks, and I assure you that I’ll be more mindful and respectful going forward. Much love !!!

@nowhesobs That's just autism

This story made me think this Saxon kid was no older than 10. He’s 20 years old.

Joe Burrow in midseason form already

George Parros just doesn't want to leave his home and there is no other explanation. That or he is a big Panthers fan.

@RoyalEndeavour No, no we don't

It's grotesque how American political culture turns absolutely everything (TV shows, hobbies, religion, other countries, etc.) into fodder for an endless Schmittian political trench war. Canada is designated "left". Therefore, American conservatives must performatively hate everything about Canada while American liberals must performatively praise everything about it. Neither view Canada as a real place with real people, but just a political theme park. It's either the Disney Castle or the Haunted Mansion depending on their ideology. Obviously, the reality of Canada doesn't reflect either of these cartoonish hyperreal images. However, this serves as the axiom for most political discourse on the country. It has gotten to the point that Canadians now view their own country through this distorted Americanized lens.

@livvydunne @baywatch

Officially on duty… don’t drown! ;) #baywatch

The youth when we get a Kentucky/Tennessee sweet 16 matchup next week

@RyanSura18 Same with USF

Sportsbooks watching everyone bet VCU pregame cause “UNCs best player is out”