
SimonJesterJr
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SimonJesterJr
@the_simonjester
✝️Templar Christian. America First. 🇺🇸Anti-Communist. 🚁🚫DMs. What have you done today to MAGA?





I have openclaw sending lowball offers on Zillow all day just to make boomers start panicking lol


🎯JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇴 US and Colombian forces intercept narco-sub transporting 10 tons of cocaine worth $441,000,000, arresting 4 traffickers.

I have very little to say about this year's Super Bowl halftime show. But I know exactly who I'd like to see take the stage next year.






🇮🇹 The great Italian tenor, Andrea Bocelli, performs Puccini's classic "Nessun Dorma" at the opening of the 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan. Italy is back, with class and style, and while cherishing her past, she has a renewed hope for the future. #Olympics2026


People are going to freak out when they realize the large A.I. labs can train a model to do your job by simply feeding it a screen recording of what you do on a daily basis. The acceleration is coming.




LET'S GOOOOOOOOO




"How dare you have a life outside of work"


“White liberals treat black people like we’re ’less than’, while white MAGA treats us like we’re equal..” Preach brother!! 🔥🔥


🚨 BREAKING: Pressure on Sen. John Thune is hitting a NEW HIGH for him to NUKE the 60-vote filibuster now that Chuck Schumer promised to block the SAVE Act from ever passing — which would require voter ID and citizenship in elections We have to be DONE with these games and the fraud! Nuke the Zombie Filibuster and we only need 50 VOTES with EXISTING Senate rules. JD Vance can break the tie. STOP PLAYING WITH OUR ELECTIONS! And stop LETTING them cheat.








