Tony Nichols

Did no one tell Jeff Bezos that his logo looks like a penis?

@johnaugust thanks for a great episode this week. Loved the single-use character bonus segment and sharing here my nomination for best single serving character of the 21st century: youtu.be/p-FX_7SFSsM?si…

It's the last day of #Movember and we're so close to our fundraising goal! Smash the donate button to support my dad and your dad and punch cancer right in the face 👊 movember.com/m/3200453?mc=1

i am full of sadness latimes.com/delos/story/20…

@patrickhwillems 💯the Wrong Trousera chase is flawless

car chase - Ronin foot chase - Point Break model train chase - the Wrong Trousers

@misscrisp the kid just turned NINE YEARS OLD 🙀

@misscrisp aw, this means a lot 😊

@misscrisp legoimage.com/us

LAUSD schools shut down this week for a strike by school support workers. Meanwhile, at my house: youtu.be/4MiqPQ1dVg4

@ahempell I hope this provided solace when your laptop was stolen.

@the_writerman Sorry this happened but this is always the best therapy anytime something gets lifted.

An open letter to the guy who stole my kid's bike from our front porch this afternoon: Why did you do it, then? Are you some kind of jerk? youtu.be/6VD6De6ANaA

Nooooooooooooooooooo! slate.com/human-interest…

Book 2 acquired! ⁦@nathanfairbairn⁩ ⁦@skylightbooks⁩

My dog just ate half of a bean and cheese burrito. AMA

@sagemaps You are wise

@the_writerman Go back to bed?

Both of my kids still asleep at 7:18 am and I don’t know what to do with myself. AMA

Nope. ⁦@Apple⁩

Currently conducting a science experiment to determine how much of my kid’s Halloween candy I can eat before they notice. Subscribe for updates

it's true

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