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OHTANI WITH A MESSAGE TO HIS HATERS

Yankees fans to Red Sox fans right now

Trevor Story lookin’ at an iPad like he doesn’t know why he fucking sucks at baseball. 😭😭😭

MLB hitters with the most homers since 2021 and the number of triples they hit while doing it: Aaron Judge, 3 ⚾️⚾️⚾️ Shohei Ohtani, 38 ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ Kyle Schwarber, 6 ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ Pete Alonso, 6 ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ Matt Olson, 6 ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ Juan Soto, 10 ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ Eugenio Suárez, 4 ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ Rafael Devers, 7 ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ Vladimir Guerrero Jr., 2 ⚾️⚾️

Jays 2025 World Series

Three homers in four games. 🔥

Shohei Ohtani currently has: The longest active on-base streak in MLB (41 games) The longest active scoreless inning streak among SP in MLB (22 2/3 IP)

ROMAN HIT THE FUCKING GYM YOU WEAK PUSSY

The one Blue Jays fan you know just threw his Android phone at his cat after watching Shohei and Freddie send balls to the top of the CN Tower.

420 feet HOW?

Buffalo’s atmosphere in the playoffs is going to be UNBEARABLE for opponents.

Lmfao ok man

Blue Jays fans probably saying their injured 4’11” catcher would’ve prevented this homer.

@catdragonluvr @Underdog Idk probably at home? On his way to Fenway for the game tonight?

@Underdog Where is Garret crochet @thecorn45

MLB strikeout leaders: Kevin Gausman - 21 Cal Raleigh - 20 Dylan Cease - 18 Jesus Luzardo - 18 Jacob Misiorowski - 18

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The one Blue Jays fan you know believes Artemis II is AI and that we never went to the moon.

Shohei Ohtani last 3 games: .400 AVG 1.220 OPS 2 HR 6 RBI

Giving conspiracy theorists internet access was/is a massive mistake.

People like this are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles.