Jack Gall

@UVSTBTW @pucsiducsi @ladygaga It’s called age 🤣

@pucsiducsi @ladygaga The way Born This to Artpop felt the longest needs to be studied

Lady Gaga’s Album Releases 2008- The Fame 2009- The Fame Monster 2010- 2011- Born This Way 2012- 2013- ARTPOP 2014- 2015- 2016- Joanne 2017- 2018- 2019- 2020- Chromatica 2021- 2022- 2023- 2024- 2025- MAYHEM 2026-

@jonsopel Calling American sparking wines ‘Champagne’.

Kamala Harris told us exactly what was going to happen.

Here’s a video produced by “Led by Donkeys” out of the U.K. that puts down the timeline of how Musk used X to get Donald Trump elected. I would save it because I don’t think it will be up for long.

Honestly what a nightmare I’m having trying to get tickets for ABBA Voyage this morning

How does my parents’ house not have a single bottle of face wash? Like what happened to me that made me so eager to wash my face twice daily when all these minks don’t do it at all? It seems mad that I am required to bring face wash with me when visiting.

Is it normal that I have a playlist on my phone of funeral songs that are pre-approved in case I drop dead tomorrow? Personally I think it’s sensible because I wouldn’t want to embarrass myself

@maitlis @lewis_goodall Just in time for keeping me up 👌

It’s here. Bedtime listening. open.spotify.com/episode/0wly9Y…

HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.

@MicrosoftUK is there any way to speak to someone about unusual sign in activity? I'm constantly getting single-use codes to my work address and the locations of these request in my sign in history suggest it's not "someone typing your email by mistake"

Me leaving the co op with a bottle of wine after telling everyone on Facebook that I’m doing dry January

Away for two nights but I have managed to squeeze 4 coats into my bag

My column on the stories Matt Hancock tells himself - and his party colleagues only NOW discovering the backbone to criticise him theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Of course my washing machine jumps up it's own ass when I'm looking at buying a new TV 😫

I hope Liz Truss will now apologise to the school she said overlooked her potential

MP explains how mini-budget & trickle down economics is like “watering a garden. Selectively”

me buying something from M&S

@l_oam It's called "client entertainment"

There's 2 kinds of people in this world, the people who will walk 3 minutes down the road to buy a bag of ice for £1 and those of us who'll pay £7.65 to have someone cycle over from 3 miles across town to drop it off. Personally don't believe in people who make it themselves

My idea of heaven is me just dancing to Lady Gaga performing Replay on repeat for eternity. My idea of hell is watching my snapchats back the next day on repeat.