myoclonic jerk chicken
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myoclonic jerk chicken
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far more handsome than medically necessary🌹


🚨 A former sheriff's deputy will not face any criminal consequences after he was caught on camera hitting two children with his car, court records show.

there hasn't been a single wholly compelling use of Darth Vader in Star Wars media since 2005



y’all know the drill. if you have an audio recording or video recordings dm me or i kill myself.

This tweet made a lot of guys mad because a universal male fantasy is the fantasy of being loved without having to compete, without having to perform competence.


A viral pizza shop has defended charging $40 for a cheese pizza Ceres Pizza say they use the ‘best ingredients’ which come at an ‘extreme cost’ to them



I’m getting canceled on Twitter for saying this, but it’s still true. Jews and their allies have had their careers destroyed after October 7th.


AOC: I personally do not trust somebody like Marjorie Taylor Greene—a proven bigot and anti-semite—on the issues of what is good for Gazans and Israelis. I don’t think it benefits our movement to align with white nationalists.

A sheriff’s deputy in Oswego County pulled over a driver one afternoon in January 2025. The driver only spoke Spanish, so the deputy took the driver’s phone, and called up an acquaintance. That acquaintance: a United States Border Patrol agent.

nypost.com/2026/05/07/spo… Time to look at what we know of David Stearns’ formulas 1 1/2 years after Pete Alonso told him this: “When my career is being evaluated for the Hall of Fame years from now, you’ll still be fiddling with your [flipping] formulas.”










