emily

@VXMP1R3M0N3Y ugh cant believe americans r getting these privileges while my main account is fucking locked

WHO HAS THE VIDEO OF FIGURE 8 BE HONEST

@JohnMayer @candyTman GROOMER

“You’re gonna have to give him a moment, son. John Mayer has to think about his whole life before he plays.” (photo by @candyTman)

i hope u experience a month long constipation battle. i hope nadya okamoto puts a tampon in ur bag while u aren't looking. i hope james corden blocks ur way in traffic. i hope u suffer eternally and are forever tormented by swifties on the internet.

i hope ur fridge breaks so everything in it goes warm and spoils. i hope ur toilet overflows with a fat log in it. i hope u get jumped next time u go out in public. i hope ur phone screen stops working in one specific spot. i hope ur face id stops recognising ur ugly wrinkly face

@Ticketmaster explain the service fees u weirdos

We want to apologize to Taylor and all of her fans - especially those who had a terrible experience trying to purchase tickets. We feel we owe it to everyone to share some information to help explain what happened: bit.ly/3tGUyq3

@mattxiv are you fucking stupid

idk how to articulate this but i did not realize there were so many swifties

guys if she has evermore on the poster this means she has to play a song from it and she’s acknowledged that it exists

PARAMORE TOURING WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP

John Mayer, be scared.

Everybody say thank you Taylor

IM GONNA K1LL MYSELF IF I DONT GET TO SEE PARAMORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

from the first strum of motion sickness to the entire crowd screaming to i know the end a phoebe bridgers concert does solve all your problems and i will vouch for it

damn paramore put their whole parapussy into this is why

paramore just drop the album today please i can't wait any longer

two more days til the resurrection of jesus (paramore)

honestly the only thing that's genuinely keeping me going rn is knowing that we'll have new paramore music on wednesday