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@Son_ImSleep I cant wait

Me on IG with my $300 AP while owing you $50

@dom_lucre I need that baby blue and black

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Audemars Piguet watch company has started a massive debate after they announced they are collaborating with swatch to sell time pieces priced at $300 to around $600. The controversy stems from consumers and fans of the brand being worried about this diluting the value of the brand as a whole which is known for selling watches priced up to millions.

@FDSportsbook So why isnt his odds +600? And when am I getting bonus bets for that outage?

Shohei Ohtani is in a home run drought 😳 - 0 home runs in May - Last home run was 14 days ago - 1 home run in his last 102 plate appearances Will he hit a homer today? #MLB | #Dodgers

@FDSportsbook Thanks for reminding me to unfollow yall

Everyone sleeping at my house... Me after midnight watching Strickland/Chimaev:

@Bennyboo999 @br_betting Nice one dumbass

@br_betting Fucking painful cash out by me

KHAMZAT CHIMAEV (-450 ML) LOSES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE UFC 😱 WOW.

@RyanGarcia Eat a dick liar

Since I won 120,00 I’ll give one person 10k who likes this tweet and follows me. Let’s go

@sharpboyjon If its one thing Jon not giving you, its context 🤣

HOLY SHIT

@xAlmightyDJ @BroWire_ Lmfaooo focus on our goals bro how gullible these hoes think we are. “Oh that’s just the dude i met in Atlanta”

@BroWire_ “this time lets do it right only focus on our goals” bitch if you don’t get the fuck

He caught her trying to be sneaky on her birthday after spending $3,000 on her

@9trevv @ChudTheBuilder W chalk monkey

THE NEW KING OF TENNESSEE @ChudTheBuilder 🤠

@NotWeb3liveNews @9trevv @ChudTheBuilder W chalk monkey lmfaooooo holy shit

🚨 BREAKING: @9trevv allegedly snatches @ChudTheBuilder the Builder’s hat LIVE on #PumpFun stream 😭 🎩 Absolute chaos breaking out in the trenches right now as viewers watch the hat heist unfold in real time. Clip below of live stream mins ago

@FDSportsbook I’m going with the indiana fevers, lets go clark!

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@FDSportsbook I didnt get my bonus bets from yesterday? You guys had an outage when I had multiple bets up, and yet I got coworkers asking if I received bonus bets.

Bonus Bets. 1 hour. Like this post.

@sharpboyjon I hope so bro

Today’s the day 🙏

@Croca_gator @B1TuckerCarlson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@B1TuckerCarlson Even if nothing happens to this racist fuck, can we still make Kirk memes of him?

Y’all still like memes on this app? 🕊️

@StreetMoneyLo I ain’t get shit

So FanDuel Gave Away $75?

@jusbeinonlyme They gave me a bet reset for any sport they can smfd

Fandeul gave out bonus bets but it sucks you cant do bet protection with them . So gonna use them on wnba and baseball

@fourthreichraid @aboutsaez @misfitpatriot_ Whatever you smelly incels are declining in birth rates for a reason

@thirdaccountlol @aboutsaez @misfitpatriot_ I had a lovely childhood and now im on my way to having a hopefully successful career, likely helping niggers. Because ya know, all us white people do is babysit the monkeys. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to dm you my number for when you have your next chimp out and get arrested

The absolute best case scenario will be if a white guy fucks this dude up.

@DKSportsbook I missed it by four minutes… and having parlays that missed by one basket, I know there will be no sympathy lol

Today, speed matters. One hour. Turn those notifications on so you don’t miss it 😈 IYKYK.