Dr.Crowbar

hello, my name is Doctor Crowbar, i am a loser glitch artist with 0 credentials. my skills are all self-taught. my creativity is sponsored by psychosis. i pry and stay humble, i pry to stay loyal. i pry a lot, It's what i do. you should pry it sometimes:>

the crows are back

So you mean to tell me a bee made this line

I need to make 11 bands tonight or I will do something very

Put your feet and toes on the phone

I saw a crowbar this morning. everything is going to be alright.

@blkdwg Love the big T

ur hating on me now im just standing in the middle of the room yelling tung tung tung sahur at the top of my lungs‼️ u mad bro 🙄

Small poutine for breakfast, I'm ready to prank god again

Yo chat I just wanted to inform you that I'm about to brush my balls

I am not immune to 30 year old alcoholic cougars

Human safety? I have no regards for that.

How many calories in a computer

I went to meth city and nobody knew you. That's good, Don't go to meth city pal, the people there; they do meth

Jesting on my circadian rhythm

My balls are okay

I miss being homeless

Tell me where you’re from without telling me where you’re from

At the bar lowballing the toothpicks

When women have swords or weapons it’s like a 10× multiplicator on the fyne shit factor

@DimsumTheIII On my kirk, yes.

I love mixed race pussy

@CokeCapital I'll be on the lookout

@threecrowbars Both pairs

Vagina time