Timelarp 🌱

Over the past two weeks, four of my @chia_project NFTs have randomly been scooped up, totaling over 50 XCH. Decentralized offer files created and posted years ago finally had their conditions met, capitalizing on a "double loss" on paper and more XCH in my wallet than hodling.

🎵 Heard somebody say church, @OrangeGooey need some soup 🎵

High level thoughts on the upcoming new Chia proof of space algorithm (thread)

@bramcohen Just like the early days- 8hr OG plot times, but those OG plots consume way less power to farm than compressed plots. I’ll need to hop in the discord and catch up, would love to see some of the size and scale discussions

If you halve the plotting effort you double the work necessary to farm and if you double the plotting work it will halve the farming work. You get to choose what makes sense for your setup

@gospaceport @nvidia @TillamookDairy @PopTartsUS It’s the only way to explain velocity trade offs and non linear scale Chesse take too long to start melt When cheese start melt, MELT TOO FAST Actually it explains quantum too, because it’s about food and not about food at the same time, depending on observational perspective

It’s crazy how small the @nvidia DGX spark is! Slice of @TillamookDairy cheese for reference, because millimeters have no flavor. Haters will say it’s real. @TillamookDairy please tight the tolerances, we need accurate cheese slices for science.

@CapDopday @OrangeGooey They are trying to hide this one @OrangeGooey

@CapDopday @OrangeGooey

Somehow this level of service is cheaper than I ever paid for 1Gbps. Wish they wouldn’t have cut corners and ran only single channel fiber though. If I pay the install cost ($8k ish), they can provide 10Gb@$300 or 50Gb@$1200… For home internet! @gospaceport for lolz

Gave the ol’ Kenworth Trash Timers a blow out. Time shall be larping again momentarily

At some point, the line between parlor tricks and magic blurred, then suddenly I found myself on stage doing magic tricks. I worked really hard to stay in the shadows, but now the lights are on and cameras rolling. It’s time to tell my story

@MatthewSHintz @hoffmang Timelarp Confirmed, Timelord Validated Chia is the only blockchain with a prompt about Chia after this statement about Chia is the only blockchain powered by Marmots.

Chia is the only blockchain with crypto real estate potential. Everything else is a larp.

This is like one of those super rare nickels. I haven't done anything with the marmies lately, but it makes me deeply happy that @mondomonkey has baby Timelarp Marmot 🌱 I hereby set the floor at 69 XCH, but I hope it fades deep into the abyss. This is the way 🌱🌱🌱

@gospaceport Three racks is totally the sweet spot, just like 2 and 1 were. Pretty sure it’s actually 4 though, 3 is just cutting it a bit too tight for everything. Racks on flats Sploinks

Netshelters are chonky and spacious 🤤

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@steppsr @chia_project @go4mebot I used to have one (probably still do) to my old handle. I should probably dig that up. Ol’ chia petterbilt farmer still coal rolling through the plots

@timelarp @chia_project @go4mebot Damn phone… XCH address.

I'm about to give the blockchain immutable aids The good kind of aids Only possible with @chia_project

We must embrace the slop! Future ai could only deep reason of such a sloppy masterpiece. This is what happens when you give the blockchain immutable aids.

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