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elena hates it when i pop a titty out on facetime :/

@sevenofearth Wedged between the wall and your bed

where is my switch? just think really hard for a second and tell me the first thing that comes to mind. i can’t find it

Now seems like a good time to attack the fire nation

@coolranchdyke Omg yaaaass congrats!!!

i gave notice im so anxious it was fine but i hate working and also capitalism and professionalism and formality

Can they just make a merge mansion tv show at this point?? Animated, live action (must have pedro pascal) idc!!!!! either way im watchin

Weirdly at the age where ppl I know aren’t getting married, but are going on reality shows

I know I’m late but this just isn’t the bird app anymore. It’s the cum stain app :/

@asabrinawu please come to San Jose we love u !!! Please!!!!

@femmaterial And I’ll take a double scoop

she looks like a ice cream

@femmaterial Revelations yaassss

HIT IT FROM THE BACK!!!!!!! I WONNNNNBBBBNNNNNDNDNDJDJ

I wish as renters we could elect to return the land we rent to its original stewards bc I’d much rather pay rent to them

@POTUS What about the trains you allowed to derail by breaking the rail strike

Like Andrew shared: Baltimore’s Frederick Douglass Tunnel is crucial to commuters. Our infrastructure law is helping to replace this Civil War-era tunnel so train trips are safer and easier. And we’re getting it done while creating good-paying jobs.

@kimpetras Rip to problematique! Please raise her from the dead 🙏🙏🙏

slutpop memories thread *•*

@MadameZaroni Biiiiiitch 😭😭😭

Zoloft is like “you can’t be depressed if you’re sleepy and focused on nausea all day”

@sourcaro so pretty my eyes love looking at this

i can’t believe i somehow made this rainbow yarn palatable

I’m convinced elon has a humiliation kink bc why else would he keep speaking

blockberry creative can d*e

first day of school 🤓

omg they yassified elf on the shelf

would y’all let me steal ur Pokémon yes or no

my wife is so hot