Tracy Robison

@RetroNewsNow Can you name the show where Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts had previously aired?

📺On January 19, 1991, ‘Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey’ first aired on NBC’s ‘Saturday Night Live’

@dpshow Six Pack with Kenny Rogers

@ChefReactions I prefer jam over jelly, preferably grape.

Charlie Smalls wrote Ease on Down the Road, not Quincy Jones

@StephenM Remember when you had shoe polish for hair? I do

This isn’t complicated. If you vote for Kamala, Liz Cheney becomes defense secretary. We invade a dozen countries. Boys in Michigan are drafted to fight boys in the Middle East. Millions die. We invade Russia. We invade nations in Asia. World War III. Nuclear winter.

@atrupar Trump's hairdressers working their magic

Trump's hair looks like it's flying off his head this morning

@SamSykesSwears And Billy Bibbit

I had no idea these were the same guy.

@seanonolennon It's not like he's standing there completely naked to the world

I just realized that Steve Vai’s first album Flexable, is pretty awesome. Questionable album cover but crazy songs that are fun and not ‘metal guitar god.’

@shapsio They went green lights only during The Vibration of Life at my first show (11/19/94)

some green #phish songs for #StPatricksDay: Col. Forbin's, Train Song, Billy Breathes, Stealing Time, Esther, Lawn Boy, Windy City, Time Turns Elastic, Suzy Greenberg (hon. mention Leprechaun, Guyute, My Friend).

@RexChapman This one has its hook deeply embedded in me youtu.be/cvChjHcABPA?si…

@dpshow FYI Will Shortz has been doing the rhyme time game on NPR during Weekend Morning Addition for years

@TheGoodLiars Flounder still pledging Delta House?

This guy wants to arrest the Georgia DA.

@awfulannouncing Anything can look nefarious in slow mo

"You've gotta put an asterisk on it because there's a tripping call that was not made. A trip, a leg whip, right near the 23-yard line, No. 55, which would have brought the touchdown back." ESPN's John Parry says that Jets LB Chazz Surratt should have been flagged on the GW-TD

@PaulPabst It's like reliving Stanford v USC Two nights of this crap eats away at ones soul

They should just play through halftime...keep this moving.

@ProFootballTalk Are you questioning the health benefits of pulverized used car tires?

The new field at MetLife looks to have an extra supply of toxic rubber pellets.

@RLM712 @ryanarey Lego Batman movie and the second Harry Potter film both knocked me out.

@ryanarey Only movie I ever walked out on was the Streisand/Kristofferson verion of A Star is Born. There was ZIP chemistry between them. Next question should be "What movie did you fall asleep during the showing at a THEATER"?

Show me the exact moment you checked out of a movie.

@KrangTNelson Lady!

@andrewperloff Yesterday you were the man, today you're just the also ran. - OJ Simpson

That sucks. Bruins are such a great story.

@ThinkingAtheist The guy(s) showing how a banana perfectly fits the human hand.

@Katyography @Caitlyn_Jenner This is easily more embarrassing than their starring role in the film Can't Stop the Music (and that's saying a lot!)

@Caitlyn_Jenner Oh, Sweetie, no, just no. It’s bizarre how blinded you STILL are by this slimy career grifter. Not even politically speaking, this is beyond gross & showing very poor judgement on your part. It’s simply weird, embarrassing & concerning for you & anyone who truly cares for you.✌🏼

The most resilient man in America. He never loses sight of what matters or what’s at stake - The American People.