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@treegnomie

mobile colony of micoorganisms, gleeman since ‘04, purveyor of spacecraft, LGM, god bless the ottawa senators

가입일 Mart 2024
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kj@treegnomie·
@eggward04 @ValDelamere Still waiting for the history book about this to hit shelves
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eggward04@eggward04·
@ValDelamere triumvirate between Mark Milley, nancy Pelosi, and Mike Pence
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Val C. Delamere ♦️
Val C. Delamere ♦️@ValDelamere·
does anyone else remember how after jan 6th until biden's inauguration the US was under the effective rule of a military junta led by gen mark milley? just me?
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Canraptor ☄️
Canraptor ☄️@canraptor_·
“We are going back to the fucking moon in 3 weeks” - @NASA 12K ❤️ 1.8K ♻️ 500 💭 “Dodgers signed a guy” - @unverifiedthrowaway 9.2M ❤️ 6.7M ♻️ 410K 💭
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kj@treegnomie·
@canraptor_ @NASA Shohei could easily sit in a capsule for a couple weeks and shit in a box in zero g. Probably make back the cost of SLS while doing it off merchandise alone. Could Wiseman pitch a complete game? Hit a grand slam? I don’t know…
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lia@tallsnail·
love trash day. love hearing that truck. humans getting stuff done. cooperation. logistics. municipal services. civilization.
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kj@treegnomie·
@earthdistance I thought I heard the old man say you a tramp Alabama
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Semamaque 9️⃣@earthdistance·
“I thought I heard the old man say,” is just a funny initial conceit for sea shanties and folk songs. It’s even funnier to preface every song with it. I thought I heard the old man say you used to get it in your fishnets
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kj@treegnomie·
@rinseddb @RIL0H I live in a village outside karachi and have been following ecco2k since 2003 (he used to play guitar outside sometimes at our college)
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😂@rinseddb·
@RIL0H who the fuck is listenin to ecco2k in liechtenstein or karachi pakistan
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Rilo@RIL0H·
ecco2k tour dates are we serious rn
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daily brett pesce²²
daily brett pesce²²@dailybrettpesce·
Everyone has 3 hockey teams. Your favorite team, your childhood team, and a random 3rd team you have zero ties to you just like a player on that team
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nob 🔻🍉@mindofjdpon·
Happ¥ Heilidayᛋᛋ and ꖦ€rr¥ 卐ristma$$ to all who celebrate, may $$anta KKKlaus bring you plentiful imperial superprofits from the World's Opressed Majority
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Mads@europemaxxed·
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kj@treegnomie·
@saylordocs What’s the bit here?
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Rio Giancarlo
Rio Giancarlo@RioGiancarlo·
Seattle Kraken defenseman Brandon Montour (62) dives to stop an attempt on an empty net during the third period of an NHL game against the Utah Mammoth at the Delta Center in Salt Lake City on Friday, Dec. 12, 2025. | Rio Giancarlo, Deseret News #tusksup #seakraken
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Phill@MeekPhill_·
Mr Met has been executed
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kj@treegnomie·
@YourFriendTina Love to see this album mentioned. It was one of the only albums I’d listen to on my walks to work while kicked out of my parents’ house and couch surfing. It’s like Xanax for the soul.
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kj@treegnomie·
@dylmichaelc Real anxiety havers know this isn’t true. Nothing bad has happened to me that I hadn’t previously been anxious about.
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nice young man@dylmichaelc·
anxiety is pointless the horrible things that will happen to you you won’t see coming
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kj@treegnomie·
@swanstations @ColdSlaw444 Brain picking up on the queueing signals. This is why those guys eat broccoli sprouts and wear tin foil. Ruins the delight of a surprising autoplay session.
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alexander 🌌🛸@teamupwcharlie·
@ColdSlaw444 This is like how I always hear the next song that's about to play in Spotify shuffle in my head before it comes on..what is this?
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coldslaw@ColdSlaw444·
eleven years ago I met a man in new york city and felt strongly that I knew his birthday. I asked if I could try to guess it and he said sure. I said March 25? and that was his birthday. nothing like this has ever happened to me since
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kj@treegnomie·
@mc_swm Send them a note for me — I sent Ted a letter and then like the next day they announced he was moving facilities. Old man went and died after that so I never got a response. Let them know I’m coming for them.
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Jreg@mc_swm·
The successor group of Ted Kaczynski keeps gifting me books from Ted and I keep opening them up in my studio in front of everyone announcing "the Kaczynski guys sent me another package" and then quickly ripping it open in blasting range of everyone (so far so good)
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kj@treegnomie·
@grnformicatable Show up to the first date and put on duck
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elena@grnformicatable·
as a guy you can’t show her a movie like blue velvet on the first date but as a girl i’d be allowed
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kj@treegnomie·
@theoluminati The Somali homeland memes took off *because* Fateh lost. It was the video of Frey speaking Somali that really did it for the meme.
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Unlucky for Omar Fateh that he ran and lost before the Minnesota Somali homeland memes took off. The joke hype he would’ve gotten as like a ‘promised king’ probably could’ve brought it home for him
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Ante D. Luvian@uncle_deluge·
Phonetic English spelling reforms stop in their tracks when faced with the word "come"
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