Alex Tunks

@morrigannn_ marry him before I do dammit

@PattMerrin @Peavey @TedWebber @celestionUK Serial number “6E-?” can be translated to SIXTH EVER or also SEXY @Peavey I simply do not understand why you would ignore such an obvious case of Devine Prophecy

@PattMerrin @Peavey Also @Peavey as you can see my impressively tall ‘70s 412 cab is in need of some speakers (12” 16ohm) so if you know @tedwebber or anyone at @celestionUK I beg of you to have them contact my consigliere @PattMerrin at their soonest convenience

please sponsor me @peavey me i have your name & likeness permanently inked on my body for the world to see. i am a walking billboard for your product. i love you. please be my dad (and my sponsor).

@PattMerrin @Peavey I will kill Matt.

@brockxstephens 🙊💀

do you think this is a game @Peavey? this is a way of life, a calling, a purpose. i am here to preach your gospel.

chill nerd

Feeling 90% unhinged today

I’d like to remind the voters that this playground is FULL of sticky-handed children. The speed and primal stamina acquired from Shortest Straw may be required for preforming prolonged melee attacks against the hoards.. #vote2020

You’re beating up a playground full of booger eating mouth breather children. What’s playing in the background?

@AaronHeard_ Birmingham natives are probably wondering the same thing my friend

@Steminist_ cut em some slack they’re just upset they’re not on the team

@GAGE_BROCK fwd them the Best Of the meme chat

@urbanwarfield They are mercenaries for hire I sent them

i need to know why my neighbors kids so freely come into my house and raid my kitchen???? they really came in and grabbed lunchables??? my kids know they have to ask before getting things, even in their own home..let alone a neighbors🤣

‘Hi I’m Hillary Clinton, host of the new podcast..”

If you Skip Intro on Ancient Aliens then you’re not a true believer

RT to save my man plz god

@ANGELENE213 Lemme get two mcdubbys and a pack of Reds to-go

Siri why doesn’t McDonalds sell cigarettes