Aristotle

@qjqwbwrbhrbtm its just something you wouldnt understand

@tycheeeeeeeeee genuinely why do you have 0 following 0 followers who the hell are you tweeting for

commander tychee come in what is your order, commander tychee please come in- the battlefield is becoming too much to bear, you said you were going to get mcdonalds nuggets 4 hours ago and weve heard nothing since please we need you

what do i look like a fucken muppet

my boy, you are simply doing the absolute most right now

Im the furthest thing from a big buck toothed hillbilly straw hat hick thats the last thing that i am

i love when you use me up

is that allowed

i might just bust a move and break it down like a break danca not in a gay way though

ive got BLM tatted on my chest and well gosh fricken dangit im not afraid to fall on my sword and die for the cause

im getting direct denialeld of serviced attacked

@EggLord9 go ahead and dip them

there’s nothing i won’t dip my toes in!

you aint gotta do the most boo its cool to me

i slammed my penis in the car door

everybody wants to become a high roller a real show stoppa

@EggLord9 woah. you made this?

“egglord9 egglord9!! when’s the face reveal???” never. but enjoy this effigy of me that captures my libertine spirit just the same.

its you and me ill follow you to the end

he said what about their mothers

@EggLord9 LOL. you really went all out with this one. have a like 😹

the beach boys invented music, if you can’t understand this u might be retarded

@dracoiwnl the best of the best

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@EggLord9 🐸

“we may have to move duncan” yeah okay good luck with that