The Chris Michael®

5 electronic artists for deep winter ❄️

Can we all agree this should give Trump a pass on at least ONE small child from Epstein Island?

IDF be like

“Mom! Can we get Fukushima?” “No, we have Fukushima at home” The Fukushima at home:

Annihilation (2018)

That one stiff gym sock under your bed

Sumerian Kareem

Trump dismantling the dept of education

“It’s just gonna ask you a couple questions,” I say, spinning my laptop around to my boss after congratulating me on a good quarterly earnings report.

“Discrete shipping”

Sounds only early IDM fans can hear. 🖤

Some of my favorite targeted ads from last year.

What i post on facebook vs what I comment on other people’s posts

Wong Kar-wai, eat your heart out. ✨

Homosexual men have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

“Korean 4B”? Does no one ready Lysistrata anymore??

“Hey, wanna come over for pizza? I promise I won’t bring up how I think the president-elect was chosen by Christ and how I’m looking forward to his first day in office when he dismantles all federal regulatory agencies and deports millions of people to maintain white hegemony!”

Icarus, stop.

“Thank you for all the incredible birthday wishes!!!!!” I post on facebook for the 43rd consecutive day