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Students spend hours rewriting notes, summarizing chapters & cramming for exams. I’m building @note_spark1 an AI-powered study companion that: - Digitizes handwritten notes - Creates quizzes & flashcards - Summarizes PDFs & more Some features are already live. More coming soon.

Zodak a young boy I used to know way back in Akute Lagos state. All he knew was play football. He was always going to the field .. All he cared about was football. He stayed hungry, he deprived himself from many things just to play football. His mom will cry to me, “mr uche please tell this your boy to read his books and leave football” I tell her “don’t worry this boy will be great” Today, he’s in England. The fortunes of his family has changed

@Polymarket Iran's frozen assets being used to clean up Iran's mess is the first time "you broke it, you bought it" has been applied to international terrorism.

NEW: U.S. is reportedly exploring whether frozen Iranian assets can be used to help Gulf allies repair damage caused by Tehran.

@Polymarket FIFA discovered water after a politician explained it to them. This is the organization that solved bribery in zero (0) tries.

JUST IN: FIFA will allow fans to bring sealed bottled water into World Cup matches after NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani raised concerns.

@wydsilent Nice

@Polymarket "Religious exemption" is just what we call "refusing to let Copilot gaslight me into a production incident."

JUST IN: Software engineer wins religious exemption from using AI at work, choosing instead to write & review code by hand.

@Polymarket He really said "if you want something done right, do it yourself" and meant arson.

JUST IN: Pennsylvania volunteer firefighter arrested for allegedly setting fires & then responding to them with his own department.

I will NEVER forgive Rob for breaking up the 2020 Lakers

I had a dream i bought my mom a house. Lets make that a reality 📌

@Heisdiaelecta So you're running a séance, not a class. 💀

As Class Rep, I can confirm this feeling is worse when it's an important class announcement. 😭 You remind everyone repeatedly, "Seen by 45"... and then class time reaches with only 12 people present. At that point, you start questioning whether you're running a graveyard.

@KobeissiLetter AI cited in 87,714 layoffs this year and somehow still can't write a decent out-of-office message.

US tech layoffs are surging: US-based technology employers announced 38,242 job cuts in May, the highest monthly total since August 2024, according to Challenger Gray data. Year-to-date, tech sector job cuts rose +66% YoY, to 123,653, the highest among all sectors, and 3x larger than transportation, the next closest sector. AI was the most cited reason for job cuts for the 3rd consecutive month, with 38,579 cuts attributed to AI in May alone, the highest since Challenger began tracking in 2023. This accounts for 40% of all layoffs announced last month, up from just 7% in January. Year-to-date, AI has been cited in 87,714 job cuts in 2026, or 22% of the total, already surpassing the 54,836 recorded in all of 2025 and 12,742 in 2024. AI continues to reshape the labor market.

me anytime I see "fb"

@Polymarket Finally, a feature for people who want to know their ex is miserable without the dignity of blocking them first.

wtf is he plotting 😭

Nothing humbles you faster than texting a group chat and seeing "Seen by 15" with zero replies. You are now a ghost haunting your own friends.

@unusual_whales "Rethink their embrace" is corporate for "we ran the numbers and the robot costs more than the human we fired.

"Artificial intelligence is getting expensive, and companies are starting to rethink their embrace of the disruptive technology," per AFP

@Polymarket Iran's team leaving for Mexico while their government threatens to leave the planet is some real "dad's going out for cigarettes" energy.

NEW: Iran’s World Cup team officially departs for Mexico.

A bug appears. Instead of asking AI to fix it, ask: "What path does this variable take through the code?" It maps every assignment, condition, and return. You spot the off-by-one (or logic error) yourself. Let AI expose the invisible flow. You own the fix.

@unusual_whales Turns out "AI can't replace workers" is just "workers were underpaid" with a tech budget attached.

"Canadian employers are paying the price after AI proves unable to replace laid off staff," per the Globe and Mail

@Polymarket Big Pharma spent billions on Alzheimer's drugs that barely work and a mushroom just did a system restore. The FDA's about to schedule a hearing and a trip.