Michelle 🖤 United

This annoys all the right people.

sometimes you gotta suit up 👔

It’s hard not to love @ManUtd when you know we will love you forever more ♥️ @Casemiro is one of our best players and he’s gonna be dearly missed 💔 I hope we can find someone to replace this LEGEND but it ain’t gonna be easy

If you won’t sing the national anthem of the country you’re playing for, you shouldn’t represent that country. 📹: @StanSportFC

@ManUtd I just want @PatrickDorgu13 back This one is a star in the making 🔥 💯

Back in @England colours for the first time since 2024 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Well played, Reds! 👏🔴

🚨👋🏽 Casemiro confirms he’s leaving Man United, no changes to the plan. He’s ready for new chapter as free agent from June. “My final games at Man United will be emotional”, told @AdamCrafton_ on @TheAthleticFc.

@ManUtd My starboy 🌟🫶🏻 🚀

Patrick pulled up to the MOBO Awards 🧊

Likely because he has now took Maguire’s crown when it comes to hate 🙇‍♂️👑 It’s not only with United fans and Chelsea fans, but the majority of Premier League teams too 😂 If he stays in the PL, I’d be extremely surprised 💯

finally celebrating something

NEW: Man completely loses his mind after a food delivery robot asked him to press the cross walk button for it

@MUFCBrief @GNev2 @SkySportsPL lol honestly me too 😂 can’t stand it

@united_shell @GNev2 @SkySportsPL It's actually a joke. I turn the volume down and put music on 99% of the time 🤣

Anyone else sick to death of paying £30 a month to literally listen to @GNev2 or some female that has the worst voice you’ve ever heard ! I ain’t paying for this shit no more. @SkySportsPL id rather watch with foreign commentators I can’t even understand then this.

@LFC Well at least they’re good for something 😂 Cheers Wolves 😘

Defeat. #WOLLIV

Ayden Heaven did more in 12 minutes than Yoro in 90mins. So, why does Michael Carrick always starts Yoro over heaven?

@livescore £125 mil LMAO 🤣 Even with relegation?

🚨 Man United are leading the race for Tottenham’s Micky van de Ven, according to reports. The Spurs defender has a price tag of £125m and is increasingly likely to leave this summer.

🚨 Newcastle United hit by illness ahead of facing Manchester United… 🇩🇪 Nick Woltemade hasn’t trained since the weekend and is a doubt for tomorrow. ✔️ Jacob Ramsey has recovered from illness and should be fine. ⌛️ Likely too soon for Tino Livramento (hamstring). ❌ Lewis Miley, Bruno Guimarães, Emil Krafth and Fabian Schär all ruled out. [@CraigHope_DM]

Confirmed Premier League table since Amorim got sacked

@UtdActive Both 🙏 ☺️

Bruno Guimarães or Sandro Tonali for Manchester United?