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（間に合わなかったけど）kbnくんとkbさんの日ということで4⃣2⃣8⃣

On this day 19 years ago, the #FamilyGuy episode "Boys Do Cry" aired, which features Sneakers O'Toole. To celebrate, #Yatta, #Sprout, #Sprunki Wenda, #Goob, and #Bobette from #DandysWorld have thrown him a party!! 🥳🎉

My perspective on all of this. Please read. 1/4

In #America instead of tapping beer glasses they tap #burgers 👀🍔🍔 *rubs burger belly*

IT #HURTS SO BAD MY STOAMCH MY STOMACAHHWHW *BARFF* HWLP😭😭😭🤢🤢😭😭😭🤮🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

Will you be the #burger to my #hi…?🥺

hello everyone.. my Talent is... *pulls burger out of backpack* Burger!! 😄🍔... ahaha.. sorry 😅 *tries to run away but trips and falls* *dies*

Her BUNS 👀are #beautiful her MEAT is #juicy 😳her tomaTOES are #perfect 🤤her CHEESE is #sticky 🥺 who is She?🤔🤔 That’s right she’s #BURGER 😅😳🍔🍔❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

@littlejackling wait .. im sorry!

"dni: white people" :/

ITS COMING OUTTT NOOSOOOOOI 🍔🍔🍔💩💩💩😭😭😭💩💩💩BUREGRS ARE 💩💩🍔🍔RUINING MY 💩🍔🍔#BUTT💩💩💩🍔🍔🍔 UWAAAA #SAVEME🤮🤮😭😭😭😭💩💩🍔🍔#constipationtwt

My favor❤️ite bug 🐛 behavior is when. When they wigggggle the antennae bc they are l👀king areound…. Curious ❓ bug 🐜s.

@colasys_ jaw dropped

Adding to Ninten_Draw, Did you not write *arguably worse* fanfiction of 007n7 being raped and giving birth? *In detail?* I’d hate to bring this up, but if theres one thing I hate, it’s a hypocrite.

Okay. Coming out of break to address this because it pissed me off so bad The Survivor is not a ‘rape fic’. One of the main points of the fic is to show how badly it can fuck someone up. It is in no way romanticizing or fetishizing it. +

No matter how cringe you think you are, you’re never going to be as cringe as high schoolers who use Pinterest and think energy drinks are hard drugs

@littlejackling wait ok thats fair

@urwithananimal Can it be moved to after May im going to see tv girl

In the regretevator fandom they kill you if you project sexual trauma on a character

@Zooblefootjob WHAT

@littlejackling can this be us

If spud had a phone Nan would send screaming audios to him