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@Apocalypto_12 @markiplier

Uhhh... @markiplier they’ve discovered our secret... what do we do???!!!

open this thread if you watched unus annus

@regular_rhythm2 @MonikaOnEdge @WeebPerson6 @Cheemstar_H @GladVad22 @cocobutternuts @bunanaschneider @cheemstar69 @Invidiousfeline @uunusannus

@MonikaOnEdge @WeebPerson6 @Cheemstar_H @GladVad22 @cocobutternuts @bunanaschneider @cheemstar69 @Invidiousfeline @uunusannus

markiplier turns 50 in two days omg

@teosdave I'm an English major 💀

if you watch markiplier your favourite subject in school is/was english or science idc

Cause of Death: Dairy

@zaboomafoono2 life is too short for cheap liquor and not shooting your shot, do it

Wish I was bold enough to ask my crush if he wanna cuddle and watch movies on this rainy day

@cuddlykarl @darby_niamh Darby ily but you're very tiny

your 2nd @ is holding you. do you trust them?

@zaboomafoono2 oh bless

@useless_alien Not Ivan queen

No shade but the guy I’ve been in love with on and off for two years is ugly as hell why is this so hard? 😔

My one year old daughter is obsessed with Baby Shark. All day. Every day. And there’s only one way to fix this.

hey @markiplier remember how you broke your foot? I decided to one up you and broke my leg. : )

@NASAPersevere When are you gonna show us the aliens?

My aeroshell protected me through my Mars landing. Onboard, MEDLI2 played a critical role in capturing data about the harsh environment during the trip. It measured extreme heat & recorded the pressure load I experienced. See what we've learned so far: go.nasa.gov/39ynWp0

@VancityReynolds @jessicamalaty Ayyy I got mine today too! I can't wait for the mind control to start. 🥰

Finally got 5G.

ah yes, my favorite season, ✨the pollening✨

@Seapeekay is that possible

Burger kings tweets are worse than their food.

Update: one of my classmates has asked if I cheated because of how fast I did the exam. Lads, I either aced or failed it.

Being the first one to finish a math test totally isn't terrifying at all! Thinking that the test was easy totally isn't scary! If anyone needs me, I'll be overthinking every answer I wrote down. : )