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drunk in the mirror accepting that in many ways I Am My Mother

@hummusinsalad you are so strong

Being a lesbian and obsessed with bad straight tv shows is a heavy burden that I carry

@soupploverr1 my actual nightmare

Salsa verde is becoming harder to find here than a job

Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

need 2 be posting every time i sprint thru an airport for a tight connection. my weighted training runs ofc

this was supposed to have a punchline but i forgot #sorry

i assume every hot man is gay

without seltzer water i would probably be dead

@ohviolaine i think she tellIng the truth tbh

Girl on hinge says I look like sophie thatcher in this photo. The lies have to stop!!!!

@lady21239984 Asking for becky

woke up craving banana

walgreens only sells cigars and zyns now… no cigarettes… what has this world come to

“I’m limiting you to one Avicii song” (Conversation from Grace Armstrong to Alia Ziae-Mohseni, 2022)

@deejuhhhb you are so wise

You know what kind of man I want in my life? I want a plumber, an electrician, a carpenter or a goddamn contractor with big nasty hands and a huge fucking butt. Thank you.

straight 5 lesbian 8

i’m so sorry to break the news… but the truth of the matter is… monkey see monkey do. and yet, simultaneously, not my circus and not my monkeys. do you understand now?

@ohviolaine i did this too i accidentally followed every contact i had on there 😀

Just accidentally followed my ex on Substack

daily affirmations ☮️🧘

computer broken so i’m ipad baby now. first step download hayday