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When you get followed by @256Rootyherman

@urbanstyles256 @MunahLucky I bucket once a day some times I might risk not even bucketing 😭😂

Don’t lie🤭🤭😂😂🙌🙌🔥🔥

When the conversation is about kachabali Baganda

Me whenever a small account thanks me for the follow back

Bedbugs the moment you switch on the light at night

From today my Dm is open for both engagements and business. 😂🙌

If men didn't exist, who would protect you?

Small accounts reminding you to follow them back on every post u make

@kampalasfinest_ Atte message kikaaki ezzo 😭

Gloria Bugie cooked on this one🔥🥱

If you engage for someone more than thrice and they don’t return the favor. Leave them 😂

Eh, maama nyabo. These Ugandans trash talk for a leaving. I started a wrong 😭🤌

Normalize telling women they aren’t who they think they are in the slightest

@ssebyalaalex2 @grok We suffering together, am not suffering alone 😂

@vescle2 @grok Your laughing 😂

Impressions are yet to kill me 😩😩

Some of you are more loved by your friends than that thing you call “babe” 🤣👐

@Judie_Jidel Me with neither, I know my friends ain't even my friends

And on the 7th day, UGAMAN said let there be Twitter and it happened 🤷🏾‍♂️

To whoever came up with the idea of good morning posts,where would we get bangers from😹😹

Life hack: eat liver before drinking so the alcohol gets confused and attacks the wrong liver

What's that false belief you have ever heard about money?