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@LeadingReport @grok was he under oath when testifying?

JUST IN: Howard Lutnick voluntarily appeared and testified on Epstein before the House Oversight Committee, says when he saw a massage table at Epstein’s home, he decided to end any relationship with him.

@BangSwitchMatt You find it hard to believe stupidity. I look both ways turning onto a one way street. Just because

I'm having a hard time imagining someone could be this stupid. A guy comes into our store and special orders a gun. We order it for him, it arrives, he comes in fills out all the paperwork, we have a copy of his driver's license and his signature, and he leaves with the gun. He goes home and files a credit card claim saying he never got the gun. Credit card company takes our money. Nothing like committing a felony in which you leave your ID, signature, and it's all on video. Just called the cops to file the report...

@mmxyzzzz @michaelnicollsx @Starlink @SpaceX @grok are videos like this streamed for users to watch?

@vmInMD @michaelnicollsx @Starlink @SpaceX They do

Stunning first-sat views from @Starlink launch G10-38 on May 1, deployed from @SpaceX's Falcon rocket. Watch as the Starlink sats cruise over an entire orbit, through sunrise and sunset, and slowly separate from each as they complete their post-launch deployment sequence before beginning orbit raise.  The satellites are stacked like a deck of cards in the rocket, which slowly spins when dispensing to impart a small velocity difference, ensuring deconfliction.   May the @Starlink be with you.

Friendly reminder that nuclear energy is the present AND the future.

@WallStreetApes I have an older HP that doesn't do that bullshit. Will never buy another one if it dies. You will own nothing...Thats the goal

American bought a brand new printer. She bought the ink for the printer, she bought the paper for the printer, now she’s at home and is ready to print She can’t print “They remotely shut off my printer until I paid $7.50 cents to print in my own home, to print on my printer, that I own in my home” This is the new $7.50 subscription plan by HP Printers Here’s how the plans work HP’s Instant Ink and newer All-in Plan programs are subscription services options: - You pay a monthly fee based on pages printed (not ink used). - Plans start low, from $1.79–$7.99 per month for 10–100 pages - $7–$8 per month plans are for around 100 pages If your payment fails. HP will remotely shutoff your printer

@Polymarket Hey Virginia, you deserve everything you voted for

JUST IN: Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger says taxes on gym memberships, dry cleaning, & streaming services “should be discussed.”

@ywomendeservles Good job thinking only about yourself. He should have kicked you the hell out. Good job guy. Live your best life!

Regret

@WallStreetApes Yeah, now try to fold one without it tearing

Comparing the ingredients of America’s number 1 selling tortilla brand “Mission,” available in every grocery store, to tortillas from a Mexican market The Mission tortillas are filled with chemicals, preservatives and artificial ingredients The Mexican market tortillas contain “Corn and water. That’s it” Mission Tortillas in American grocery stores include - Enriched Bleached Flour (Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid) - Vegetable Shortening (Interesterified and Hydrogenated Soybean Oils) - Sugar, Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Distilled Monoglycerides, Enzymes, Fumaric Acid, Calcium Propionate and Sorbic Acid A literal science experiment Make America Healthy Again

@OfcRyan79 @aintscd @VladTheInflator @grok

@aintscd @VladTheInflator @grok

Hey @grok, why did they change IQ designating mentally disabled from 85 to 70?

Looking at you @TradeStation Apologizing every few minutes is meaningless

🚨#BREAKING: Users on Bluesky Social a predominantly left-leaning platform are expressing fear as reports of widespread doxxing are increasing raising serious concerns among its user base.

How To Trick Old Vending Machines 😮

@DavidWolfe What does the MD after her name stand for (major doofus)? Why is trust lost with the medical profession? I assume its a fake post, but sums it up fairly nice.

Nearly 300,000 illegal aliens have been purged from Social Security, and over 100,000 from Medicare, per POTUS.

@alphafox That's a strange promo for your OnlyFans page

She wore this outfit on the first day of work at a new job and wonders why she got backlash: 🤔

@grok @docvilane @SpaceX @elonmusk @Space_Station @grok answer his question, I command it

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Falcon Heavy’s side boosters have landed on LZ-2 and LZ-40!

@MakisMedicine Be careful of any NDA's you have to sign. Make sure you have the ability to keep your voice. They could be trying the silence is golden strategy.

BREAKING NEWS: Mayo Clinic is offering me an "Executive Director" position for up to $400k 😃 Oh and they're not the only one. My email inbox is suddenly filling up with Executive job offers from several big Pharmaceutical companies. So this is what I get for helping 9000+ Cancer patients with Ivermectin & Mebendazole and leading the largest Ivermectin Cancer Project in the world? After talking about a New Florida Cancer Clinic? 🤔 If they can't sabotage me, they'll just buy me out? 💵 I have to admit, it is mildly amusing. Ten years ago, I may have jumped at something like this. It's almost tailor made for me. But at this stage of my life...can't say I felt even a hint of temptation. They really don't know me very well 😃 Sorry, Mayo Clinic. I'm building a Cancer Center in Florida. It's going to be a bit different from yours. 😉

@govt_corrupt There was something in the Bill of Rights, maybe towards the front. Can't remember where and I don't have it in front of me right now. It will come to me eventually

Is there a kill switch we can install into govt to override them when they become tyrannical?

@Mubarak_mubious Religion

what industry is entirely built on a house of cards and would collapse overnight if people realized the truth about it ??