Randi 🐰🥕💦

nee HMart going crazy (thats 3 shrimp)

@chazzofsheckys @Smushy_Bear

@Smushy_Bear @wascaleywabbit

@chazzofsheckys lets make it happen

@wascaleywabbit What are the odds that the orange baboon starts calling it the Dutch virus?

an entire month people spreading hanta virus around before anyone realized it😭

We live in the inverse X Files Fight the Future plot where the government is screaming about how real aliens are to distract from a hanta outbreak

To whoever moved the search bar to the bottom of all my apps: its ON SIGHT

@MorePerfectUS i thought prices go down for stuff no one wants to buy and the retailer cant sell??

FIFA has tripled the price of its best available tickets to the World Cup final — taking them from $10,990 to $32,970. Resale tickets for the final on the FIFA Resale/Exchange Marketplace go as high as $11,499,998.

and that's a wrap on cruises forever! congrats you had a weird and often upsetting run.

we got 5 dollar gas and they're just dumping heavy cream into the mountain dew its lit

this dirty soda trend is the nastiest shit ever like are you seriously drinking Sprite Milk

Anthony Bourdain: "Listening to you people makes me want to go join the communist party. You're living off the labor of a repressed underclass."

How do we know we're in late stage capitalism? Helicopters carrying *SICK CHILDREN* cannot land at Seattle *CHILDRENS HOSPITAL* because the affluent owners of nearby properties don't like the noise. *SICK CHILDREN* have to land a mile away and be transported by ambulance to the hospital, as to not inconvenience the RICH folks The amount of hateful losers on this post blaming "Liberals" for the actions of one of the most conservative neighborhoods in the state is absolutely wild.

Handcuffed a baby?! FIRE EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY

@Mister__Beaks woohoo!

I hate going to the office bring back a new lockdown!!

I’m not doing Zoom hangouts this time. I’ll see you in 2 years

If they change the gas prices to start showing in quarts you know we are in trouble.

and this is why I never stopped wearing a mask when flying